Crazy Bitches

Okay, now I fully believe that most reviews are from idiots or people that need to promote the movie. Who are these people giving this movie 5 stars?? This movie has not substance, pure drivel. Right from the beginning you can sense the quality and it carries on through out the whole movie. Not sure who would find this movie enjoyable but unless you have time to waste feel free to watch. Okay now I need more words to describe this move when I think I have already said too much....... ..... ....... ......... .......... ......... ......... ...... ...... .......... ............. ......... ...... ........ ...... ........... ........ ....... ....... .......

Anyone who thinks this is the ordinary cabin in the woods scary movie will be only one percent correct. There were twists, turns, and I could not predict at any point in this movie by filmmaker Jane Clark, what would happen next. It is very unassuming at first, but if you choose to be presumptuous, you will be wrong, and then taken aback by this horror- comedy as well. I am a lover of all things horror for many years. I can honestly say I learned early on that Crazy Bitches was not of the ordinary. The story line was such that I was afraid for the characters that truly held their own. Cathy DeBuono is always a joy to watch as well Mary Jane Wells. Samantha Colburn, and John W. McLaughlin, what a character. I would guarantee to all my horror loving family and friends hands down.

Really enjoyed this film!

A lot of laughs, action and fun, and even some sincerity too.

I loved the interchange between all the girls, especially in the early scenes.

All the performances were good but I especially liked the girl that played Cassie, she's kind of the emotional heart of the film and really holds it together.

There were a couple of good slasher moments but the horror stuff is mainly in the tension of discovering the killer.

Really nicely made with some funny dialog.

I'm a fan!

I decided to watch this movie, based on the rave reviews it has garnered from the sites users, but made a grave mistake in only reading the one it presented automatically, which claimed that the movie is "funny, sexy and scary". The movie was none of these things and total waste of time, I felt robbed off an hour and a half afterwards. The acting, terrible. Lines, terrible. "Action", also terrible. I couldn't find a single redeemable thing about this piece of crap, even though I tried. I'm so ashamed of myself after seeing this film, that I wouldn't even dare to boast at my friends at it's crappyness, in an effort to contain it and limit the people that have been exposed to this piece of garbage. TL:DR: Don't do it!

Where to begin?

Well, first of all I had expected this to be a horror movie, but it turned out there was nothing even remotely horroresque about it. This would be better classified as being a snoozefest. Talk about a movie being boring and uneventful.

I was lured in by the synopsis that stated: "A girls' weekend away turns into a nightmare when, one by one, they are killed by their own vanity."

Yeah, I guess my nightmare would be that I would be killed by sheer boredom of the movie. I was ready to call it quits on the movie at 29 minutes into the ordeal. But I opted to give the movie a second chance, on the off chances that it would improve and actually become a horror movie, or at least become an interesting movie.

Well 50 minutes into the movie, it hadn't become neither a horror movie or more interesting and I turned it off. I just couldn't take another second of this boring ordeal that is known as "Crazy Bitches".

The entire storyline was just rubbish, with virtually nothing of any interest happening at any point. And it didn't really help that the characters in the movie all had the appeal of wet cardboard. Much less did it help that all characters essentially blended into one faceless mass, with no distinguishable features to differentiate the characters from one another.

I have no idea what writer and director Jane Clark wanted to obtain with this movie project, because it was such a massive swing and a miss from anything even remotely resembling a properly entertaining movie.

And I have zero interest in returning to finishing the movie, because there was nothing enticing about it, nothing worthwhile of spending more time on watching. And while my rating of "Crazy Bitches" is two out of ten stars, the only thing saving the movie from a mere one star rating is the value of the production the movie had going for it.

I can in all honesty say that you should give "Crazy Bitches" a wide berth and actually don't even bother spending your time, money or effort on this stinker.