Beware the Night Nurse

Full disclosure... I tend to enjoy Lifetime movies. They are bright, breezy, just the right amount of Cheese. Guilty pleasures. 90% of this movie is a damn Baby crying. It goes on far too long. I couldn't hit mute fast enough. This is to show the Parents are stressed out and low on sleep. Enter the Nurse... A total stranger. That tracks. Only the Sassy Grandma knows what's up. The Parents are too stupid to function. Even by Lifetime standards. On paper it sounds like a corny good time right? There's nothing fun or exciting about this movie. It's very dry. It suffers from a lifeless script that takes itself too seriously. I would recommend "The Nurse" (1997) instead.

That's a real horror in terms of production, acting and the script. I think I need a therapy after watching this. Honestly, I haven't seen any movie that bad as this one and I was watching a lot (my first job was VHS and dvd rental ages ago).

I started watching as a thriller, then I was googling a lot and I thought it's a comedy but it turned out to be just a nightmare of cinema industry.

I am aware of b movies type kinda business but this is beyond.

I truly Beliave some people tried to make it any better and frame it differently but seems like absolutely everything in here went wrong and out of control.

How this movie made it to any screen blows my mind. Every person in this "movie" should be punched the face except for the baby. Not one of these actors made the doll they carried around even look close to being a human. The parents should've had their kid taken from them by Child Services. The grandmother was a monotone actress that basically went with the flow of total stupidity from the parents. The crazy lady probably would've raised the kid better. Another LMN cop being a joke. Punch him also. It was an embarrassing movie all around. Good old Owen should've of been put up for adoption at the end. Ughhhhh...