- Sam Brownstein: [singing] All of us have heard these names of hate, but let me get one thing straight: I'm gay, I'm gay, but not in that way / Musicals move me and touch me in ways I can't say.
- Liz Silver, Sheila Kerry, Bethany: [singing] He's gay, but not in that way.
- Sam Brownstein: [singing] I sleep with women but musicals make me feel gay!
- David Martin: [singing/butting in] I'm gay, I'm actually gay. I don't get hard when I see T and A / Could be my DNA or how I was raised.
- Liz Silver, Sheila Kerry, Bethany: [singing] We don't distinguish here at Center Stage.
- Entire Camp: [singing/dancing] We're all gay, we're gay in all kinds of ways!
- Sheila Kerry: [singing] Some in the bedroom.
- Sam Brownstein, Liz Silver, Sheila Kerry, Bethany: [singing] And some 'cause of musical plays!