Death Do Us Part

I thoroughly enjoyed this easy to watch campy horror comedy. Synopsis: A group of Hallmark movie type characters go to a cabin and meet a slasher. Review: The over acting, exaggerated eye movements, obvious plot holes, and poor editing were laugh out loud funny! The continuity errors were so noticeable, I wonder if they were deliberate - like in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. With the right expectations, this movie is a fun time!

I love thrillers and horror stuff but this movie was sooooo awful on all levels it made me laugh out loud. The other review was bang on accurate about their horrible acting!! It was soooooo bad you'll have to laugh. All their eyes rolling and popping and that's all they did for the horror scenes. And when a house has no power at night, you can't see anything, but apparently the director picked a magical house. Also running in the woods at night when there's light all around. Sorry, still yawning here. Definitely the worst horror movie in history. Plot twist? Really!? LOL.

Not really, but cabin in the woods is overused. Oh wait: everything shown here is overused. The soon to be husband, who might not be real marriage material, the girlfriend who has a best friend, who really is into their friendship. And so on and so on, with more stock characters. Also while it's not a bad thing, the present setting (with a bit of "mystery") with a person narrating what happened, might work for other movies, but is just another thing that doesn't work here either. Especially considering what happens at the very end ... which just happens ... for no reason at all.

Anyway, there are not that many effects, though they are nicely done. Acting-wise you shouldn't expect too much. As already made clear the script is really not good either. Could've been a lot better, but as it is, a waste of time

Surprisingly enough the plot was actually kinda complex. Sure, had its holes but once the action starts you do start do wonder a thing or two.

So let's begin: the acting was B+ for a horror, I was relatively impressed; the characters were maybe a tad bit cheesy, only wrong element being the "creeper". That one completely failed in my book; Camera work was good, better than your usual flick in the woods horror; plot came with a twist which shows that the producers actually put their brains at work; last but not least, death scenes, weak.

Tho 3 lovely girls are involved, all of them with huge cleavages, nudity won't make an appearance here. Little blood, a few good friendly jokes and the usual "let's split and everybody run in one direction waiting for the script to decide who dies next".

The reason I said C and not B will be explained once you view this. Which brings me to the next question: do I recommend it? Well, it could work if you are a fanatic in horror and you wanna add one more to the collection. In rest, although an effort was put into it, you can clearly see that it's missing the punch! Characters were indeed explored a little but in the end it had to be a horror and acted too little like one. Watch it and you'll most likely feel the same.

Cheers!

If Hallmark tried making a thriller/horror,saying this as it was written & acted with actors from that network.

Granted have seen worse,but so typical of a story that it lacked originality.

The cinematography wasn't horrible,with overly bad lighting.

I have liked many actors in this from other shows,but honestly their acting didn't work for such an (attempted) genre.

Some writers or actors and vise versa,need to stick to doing things they are best at.

They could of used a better place or something,sadly a scary movie does not mean a dumpy wooded location.

Is this worth seeing? Sure passes time,that's about it or if you like any actors listed.

Must say if Hallmark is allowing more actors to write & produce or why many are branching out elsewhere,no wonder movies plus television are suffering with quality.