- Interviewer: I would like to hear more about how Terra was chosen for this Wonders Of Xandar tour.
- Peter Quill: Well, that was totally my idea. And Epcot, dude, because I love that place. It's awesome. I went there as a kid and, I mean, I cannot wait to get to go back and ride Horizons. Also want to see the Energy dinosaurs and, of course, hear the "Veggie Veggie Fruit Fruit." That is the best.
- Centurion Tal Marik: [if the ride stops at the beginning] Terrans, this is Centurion Marik again. We're having a little bit of trouble with our ship's airlock and it appears we need to open it manually. Now, no one has ever had to do that before and, to be perfectly honest, we don't know where the instructions are on how to open it. We're looking everywhere and we do appreciate your patience. Please remain seated. We will have this solved and get you back to the mission as quickly as possible. What? We have to open the airlock with a crank? Seriously? Good news! We found it! Hold on tight and we'll get you going as soon as possible. Crank faster! Oh, we got it!