Somebodys There

This is a film in the found footage genre popularised by "The Blair Witch Project", in other words ultra-low budget, if not unscripted then certainly with a fair amount of ad libbing. A group of friends, young men with plenty of testosterone and not much else, take a trip into the wilds of their native Ireland, ostensibly to celebrate the life of one of their group who died a year previously. They take a cameraman with them to film the event, such as it is, and he ends up filming more than they bargained for. What else can be said?

Okay, this is not the worst film ever made but it has nothing to say that has not already been said and better. If you have something more exciting to do, like watch paint dry, choose the latter.

Good concept. Okay acting. Terrible execution. There are too many characters to keep up with. You won't remember their names, let alone getting to know anything about them enough to care. The murders are totally random and creatively bankrupt, and that glitching effect that directors of these types of movies think they need to include for it to feel more authentic is super annoying. It's not 1986.

Two of them men keep getting into random fights because....reasons, and apart from wearing pig masks, there's nothing intimidating or special about the killer.

It's too bad they used a title like The Pigman Murders. Somebody could have made a decent movie called that.

I watch a lot of films and I am always prepared to give a film a go even when it has been widely criticised as often there is a saving grace. This is one where I was sorely self deluding. It is about seven friends who decide to commemorate the one year anniversary of a friend's death – Brendan – by going to the middle of nowhere in Connemara and making a video for the dead guy's family. A card would have been a better idea lads.

They hire a bloke called Stefan to film them; I mean seriously anyone can hold a camcorder cant they? But no not this pro as the film constantly breaks and fuzzes and then cuts out and becomes ultra annoying. For the first 31 minutes we get scene setting which is basically 'the lads' acting immature whilst the camera malfunctions.

When we move on to the actual 'action', the bits you want to see are nearly all done off camera! There is some good acting – which was surprising to be honest and the make up was good. However, the complete void of originality, character development, script and anything actually happening made for this to be utterly unwatchable. Oh and they make the most stooped decisions – repeatedly too. The director of this barfathon is credited as SPK. So you are so embarrassed about this god-awful tripe you would not even put your name to it? I am just guessing but this is my contender for the most pointless piece of film making ever – this was more annoying than a three year old constantly asking why? But that is the only question that this could possibly engender – why indeed.

This movie sucks. The dialog hes a bunch of guys with strong accents go on and on. I could not make out anything they were saying. Its just a lot of that really. Then some killers in pig masks come by to off them. Its terrible.

Absolute rubbish, there is nothing good to say about this film. We watch films with worst ratings than this and they turn out better.

Complete lack of atmosphere, sound, makeup, special effects, acting, music, plot, it has NOTHING

I have no idea how this was even allowed to be released...we weren't expecting The Exorcist at this level of film making but this is without doubt the worst horror movie we have ever seen.

I could have done better with my mates and a phone, in fact I think this is how this film was made.

Avoid!