Sharkers

Ever wondered what would happen if your post-breakup spiral was directed by someone who just chugged an entire gallon of Vodka, fell into a K hole and had a serious vendetta against reality? Welcome to Sharkers.

A whirlwind of sex, drugs, chaos, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making. You think you're ready for what's coming next? Think again. The movie drags you along like you're on a rollercoaster that was designed by a madman who really loves neon lights, bizarre hallucinations, and fake blood.

As the night spirals deeper into madness, so does the plot. It's not so much a descent into self-destruction as it is a freefall into a hallucinogenic funhouse where reality keeps twisting into new, wilder shapes.

Sharkers is like watching someone play out every bad post-breakup decision you've ever considered - except with way more drugs, weird trips, and moments of "Wait, is this really happening?". It's an experience that leaves you breathless, confused, and somehow craving more.

A solid cinematic experience considering the budget. 7/10.

Sharkers, directed by Patrick Chamberlain, is a thrilling cinematic experience that expertly blends horror and humor, making it a standout in the genre. The film captivates from the opening scene, immersing viewers in a world where the tension is palpable and the stakes are high.

Chamberlain's direction showcases a masterful balance of suspense and wit, creating a unique atmosphere that keeps audiences on the edge of their seats. The screenplay is sharp, filled with clever dialogue and unexpected twists that elevate the plot beyond standard creature features.

Overall, Sharkers is a must-watch for horror fans and anyone seeking a thrilling ride. Its clever writing, strong performances, and impressive visuals combine to create a film that is not only entertaining but also memorable.

Very unexpected, I've always appreciated a movie like this a really fun adventure. It definitely hit my funny bone. I noticed posts about it so I gave it a chance and laughed through more than half of it. The soundtrack also had me nodding the tracks bumped. Then I realized Neal Ward was in this if you're unsure of who he is watch Feed Me and Hosts after this one. The director is also one of the main characters and did a great job as well hilarious IMO . If I had one complaint it would be to put more money into practical gore besides that it's all good. If you want to see a bunch of SOV type blood, drugs, brutal Brits, hooligans and teeth coverings this may be the movie your looking for. Yes I recommend this movie.

Brace yourself for a visually striking onslaught of wildly weird-world story telling. I love this directors' bold, provoking, no-holds-barred, take no prisoners approach to indie filmmaking. It's Sacha Baron Cohn meets Warhol meets Scorsese. It's wild. It's fun. It's in your face intoxicating and precisely what indie films should be. The story is interesting enough, but it's really the look that captivates with style on steroids. There's a wonderfully challenging British feel to the whole thing that had me thinking back to films like Trainspotting and How to Get Ahead in Advertising, it really is that cutting edge. Oh, did I fail to mention there are chainsaws and people who get in the way of them. What's not to like.

I've never seen anything like this. So hilarious and unexpected, so many levels of humour to this. Great casting and I love the style of dialogue/performance. Haven't laughed like this in a long time, recommending to all my friends if I don't just watch it again with them!! Haha. Sharkers encapsulates the essence of multiple genres but was predominantly an hour and a half of laughter (with definitely many tense moments throughout). Takes you on a journey that is in no way predictable, I was still surprised again after a second watch. Will come back a third time mainly for the incredible dialogue, but also for the brilliant approach to gore/SFX :)