Underground Lizard People

Imagine the worst thing you've ever seen. Then imagine someone made a film that's even worse. This is that that film. There is probably no script here, no attempt at acting, and no attempt at making something that even resembles a film. It's a bunch of young people having a chat and pretending to walk through a tunnel. In reality they never move. They are on the same set the entire time. And then you have these abysmally bad interviews with people... My guess is that they were trying to make a kind of parody of found footage films, but failed, because this is not funny. It's not even mildly entertaining. One ends up trying desperately to figure out what was going on through their minds when they were filming this.

The movie starts out pretty promising, I liked the introduction, the people getting interviewed did a good job, it all felt natural and real - then that terrible intro song started playing . . . It was then I knew this movie was going to be crap, it went from seeming to be well done to total trash within seconds (the girls getting dressed, because you need to have skin showing or a movie isn't good, right?). I decided to sit through it, it's a pretty short movie, but really, save your time. It's not worth it, if you want to get immersed in some underground tunnel action go and read 'Reliquary' by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child. A lot more satisfying.