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I found this on a youtube rabbit hole, yes it's a 'p-rno' movie (some combination between softcore p-rn and Bill and Ted) and yes "I" watched the entire thing (I'm not even going to refer to it as a "film" or "movie". Bear with me).

The plot is as follows: Two twenty year old rejects (and yes the movie will hammer in the fact that they're idiots). Gene and Eugene (yes that's their names) are also virgins and their ultimate goal is to have sex. Now there are often times you will completely lose the plot because Gene and Eugene sneak off somewhere to spy on women naked and film them without their consent.

There's also this subplot of Eugene's brother becoming homeless because his girlfriend cheated on him so he moves in with the Genes just to call them slurs in pretty much every scene he's in. There's an American Pie recurring gross out joke about having sex with a tomato, and also some incredibly weird over the top direct references to things like Abbey Road (four characters just recreating the shot exactly on a crosswalk in the middle of a pointless silent walking scene) and then Boogie Nights (identical shot of Gene pulling out a fake penis as the last shot) and it almost feels like the director is using these to conflate his porno passion piece to magnum opuses of actual dignified artists.

This surprisingly almost passed the Bechdel test however, when two of the female characters in the film talk about how much they like popsicles, but then instantly steer the conversation into Eugene's brother's d*ck so I don't know if that counts. Now enough about what happened on screen because it's the behind the scenes that makes this movie interesting.

You would assume from the mishmash of a plot and the gratuitous nudity that this film was most likely written and directed by our two twenty year old stars, but alas it was written, directed, and produced by Jordan F Ghanma, a 40-50 year old gross dude with a goatee and a cowboy hat. Please look him up I beg you.

Jordan had many other hats in this production, these include: Director of photography AND first camera operator, as well as doing sound recording AND sound mixing on set, he designed the costumes (all of which were sex joke graphic tees) he edited the film, and was VFX.

But it doesnt stop there. In IMDB there are like 5 names listed for roles whom I fully believe to be made up. These are: Gaffer: Jack H Goldman Key Grip: Steve H Goldman Costumes: Golda Hirsch (this is separate from costume designer) Set Decorator: Emma Feingold Production Designer: Rick V Goldstein

Theres no freaking way every other crew member in the whole production had the word 'Gold' as a prefix in their first and last name, and all the male names have a middle initial because I bet Jordan F. Ghanma thinks that's normal.

Also, that in consideration, Ghanma was in control of EVERYTHING that was in frame, so you would expect it to all be up to his standards but literally half the shots in the movie have the wall in focus behind the actor speaking and the actor completely blurry.

Complete barf show, there's no way to describe how utterly vile this piece is without watching it.