Antfarm Dickhole

I'm not saying that as a bad thing. It's corny as hell and would have gotten a lower midnight movie rating, however, the ant puns and dad-jokey quality of the humor made it waaaaay better.

For a B, or even a D movie that this is, there are some wonderful aspects to such a low budget, poorly acted movie as this. First, the plot is original and hilarious. Second, it has just what D movies are made for: lots of people dying, and lots of naked women. Third, it has one of the most obvious and offensive titles ever. Fourth, everyone's name and many of the words have "ant" substituted in it, such as "ant- nihilation" instead of "annihilation" and "ant-ticlimatic" instead of "anticlimactic". Fifth, the dialogue surrounding evolution and relationships is very well written and deep; juxtaposed against the poor acting and strange script makes it stick out and brilliant.

These actors own the terribleness of the story line, the people dying own being eaten alive by ants, all the while centralizing around a man masturbating a lot and shooting ants from his penis to get revenge. Oh, and the girls in the bikinis are the smartest people in the film? Classic.

This is the most hilariously bad movie I've ever watched in my life. The plot revolves around a guy whose dick has been infested with ants, just like the title suggests. And then he proceeds to enact revenge on his bullies by masturbating to send the ants on them. The effects are bad, the acting even worse. And the cherry on top is the ant puns and out of place dialogue. Not to mention that most of the female cast is half naked at all times, and yet seems like the most reasonable and smart people in the movie, which is well, interesting to say the least. Over all, great movie. If you have some time to spare (and some braincells) give it a watch, you won't be disappointed.

This is the best movie ever made.

This is movie is the epitome of creative writing and acting. The director is Da Vinci reincarnate, the inventive nature of this genius will astonish generations to come, he has set the bar for for all future movies.

It's not really fair to this movie to even compare it to anything else, but i will do a feeble attempt anyway. This would be the equivalent of taking the story from The Godfather, visuals of Avatar (at period height), the humor from Ghostbusters, with twist that puts the 6th sense to shame, and with cinematography that can rival the combined artistry of Star Wars and Jurassic park. Mix it all in a star filled cauldron heated by the dreams of a thousand children, then poured the mix into a diamond lined mold, which would proceed to implode upon contact resulting in a massive explosion of awesome that makes Hiroshima look like a firecracker. Then you repeat this process 23 times, and the result would be Antfarm Dickhole.

Do not watch this movie, you will never be able to enjoy another movie again.

Alot of touching moments. And wacky ant scenes lol