- Max: [Upon arriving at Mithun Chakraborty's mansion] Don't know about slumdog, but this house definitely belongs to a millionaire.
- Vishwas Patil: [Approaching Chunky Pandey with suspicion at the wedding] Hey, living walking watermelon, who the hell are you ?
- Aakhri Pasta: [Comically rebuffing Johnny Lever] Don't recognise me ? I am London's most recommended marriage consultant Aakhri Paasta. And for middle budget clients like yourselves, I don't even bother to meet personally, I've a tele-service running for it. For marriage, press 1, for the first night of the marriage press 2 and for another marriage, press your wife's throat
- [chokes Lever as a joke and let's him free]
- Aakhri Pasta: I am a joking. Now I am feeling thirsty, get me a juice.
- Vishwas Patil: [In a sarcastically comic tone] Hey, tell me one thing, when you were born pretty certain your old man must've asked your Mom whether Darling, he's our son right ?
- Aakhri Pasta: [Acknowledging] Yeah.
- Aakhri Pasta: So she must've responded of course darling followed by looking at the driver behind him and say "I am a joking".
- Aakhri Pasta: [With a foolish expression] Yeah how did you know ?
- Vishwas Patil: [Mocking off Pandey] It's written all over your face. Now get me a glass of cold juice.