Fortune Cookie Prophecies

Ouch, I made it 3 minutes into this p.o.s. before bailing. I can usually get 10 minutes into an Amazon acquisition before my eye-rolling makes it hard to keep watching.

This set a new speed record. Also IMDB, when a horror movie is this bad it has to be Canadian, so putting the country of origin is redundant.

It's anti-abortion movie disguised as a horror movie...it's so bad. Probability one of the worst horror movies I have ever seen.

So far, this is playing like a combination of Final Destination and the Chinese Restaurant episode of Seinfeld (James Hong, the maitre d' from the Seinfeld episode, is in this movie!)

Tragedy befalls a group who dined at a Chinese restaurant (incidentally, four of them are opening their own Chinese restaurant) when the fortunes in the fortune cookies they get have a devastating effect on their lives.

It's fairly watchable, with stylized camera effects and mild gore, only I'm watching it on FUSE so there's a lot of commercial breaks.

Funny thing is, it's been an hour and there's no sign whatsoever of the movie featured in the trailer or movie summary!

Very odd.

Usually i enjoy Canadian horror movies but too much propaganda was pushed this time. Some disturbing scenes with bad acting couples with sketchy editing and a slow character build that meant nothing at the end.

3.8