Almost Naked Animals

The first time I heard about this show coming to Cartoon Network I said "Oh, S--t! More junk is coming to cartoon network! This time its an effed up show about animals in there underwears! What is this the kids version of Playboy???". But when I actually watched it for the first time, the theme song was a blast! I couldn't get enough of it! The theme song gets stuck in my head while I watch the show, but that's okay though its aweomse! My favorite characters on the show is the duck and the bunny. By the way the duck actually reminds me a little bit of "Goofy". The bunny I must ambit but she is a little cute, I do like her pink undies though. LOL! I think you should be a least eight to watch this show because if you are under eight there are some stuff in it that might freak the little ones out. By the way the poodle on the show for some reason looks like the animal version of "Lady gaga". The cartoon is pretty entertaining if you are over 10 actually. I know there might be haters but just ignore them after a few days they will like it, like me at first I thought it was going to garbage but its not! Its hilarious! Oh and has anyone see the episode where they lose the banana for there tvs? Its pretty entertaining. Good show! You probably might hate it at first but you will get used to it.

Absolutely adore animation (something that most people know already) and have done as a child. Have always aimed to at least appreciate all kinds of humour, and have seen crude and gross out humour done well (the early seasons of 'Rick and Morty' for instances) and animated shows that broke boundaries and were ahead of their time (i.e. 'South Park'). Have though seen quite a number of bad and worse animated shows and too many instances of crude humour done terribly ('Breadwinners').

The lowest possible rating is a very rare rating for me these days, actually don't like giving it out, as somebody who tries to be as encouraging as possible and tries to see some good in the bad. Which has mostly not been an issue. There have been times where something is so awful to an offensive degree that it is impossible to do that. 'Almost Naked Animals' is one of those instances. Actually tried to see it when younger and hated it even then, back when this reviewer had a number of contrarian opinions, it's even worse through adult eyes.

First and foremost, the animation is at no time of appealing quality. There is no colour vibrancy, everything just looks flat and garish, editing is not tight enough and is often dizzying, the backgrounds lack imagination or smoothness, almost always looking static. The character designs fare the worst, some of the ugliest easily of any animated show (with heads too big for their bodies, which in themselves are ridiculously and jarringly out of proportion) and they just look rough and animated with little care. The music has very little memorable about it, it's loud lazy, and often over-obvious and not particularly well-placed (too random) complete with an instantly forgettable theme tune that annoys rather than charms.

One of the biggest problems is that it is not well written at all, that's being generous, and it is just not funny. It's very crude, random and weirdly absurdist, but also like those shows executes it very poorly, going well overboard with the toilet humour and childish-ness, often disgusting even, than funny. This viewer has no problem with this type of humour, but here it constantly felt lazy and like it was trying too hard, which made every obnoxiously cheesy and witless line of dialogue, puns that a vast majority of the time were so lazily obvious and lacking in taste it was groan-worthy and every increasingly predictable sight gag even more forced and contrived. It also depends whether any weirdness has a reason for being weird, but it came over very randomly more often than not and increasing in tastelessness.

Moreover, the target audience is constantly in question, because the constantly chaotic feel will see kids finding it too hard to take, and that it's embarrassingly juvenile and lacks any kind of edge or smart writing will irritate adults. The story lines, when they are ever distinguishable (the overload of childish and overly gross out humour too often completely override the story), are also heavy in contrivance, randomness and predictability and incredibly light in emotional resonance, fun or sense to the point all three are practically non-existent, with constantly uneven pacing, with some episodes in serious need of more breathing time and others feeling lazy as a result of the comic timing not being as sharp as it could have been. The characters are all extremely irritating and the voice acting is ear bleeding and like there was no effort being put into it.

Summing up, absolutely terrible. 1/10.

Thah show is disgusting is also the worst Cartoon Network show from 2011 next to The Problem Solverz and Secret Mountain Fort Awesome. Three disgusting shows i am so glad that Secret Mountain Fort Awesome got cancelled in 2012 while The Problem Solverz and Almost Naked Animals got cancelled the same year.

I was a child when I was first exposed to Almost Naked Animals on the free kid's channel ABC 3 (now ABC me). They would play it far too often and I always found the character designs really ugly. Why would I want to see animals that look like they're covered in shaving stubble? It's vomit inducing, really. Talking animals are supposed to be cute and likeable, but they went and did the opposite with this one.

The dog main character is erratic and hyper annoying. He's not funny and never was. The narwhal and poodle and everything else are also really obnoxious. I feel like this show should be illegal for how utterly frustrating it is.

After reading some reviews of this show, I thought, 'What are these people thinking?' God, I still can't believe people actually like this show. I'd write a long essay on this show, but I don't want to waste anybody's time or mine on this garbage, so let's simplify it to this: it's an obnoxious show with stupid characters. I can't believe my little brother likes this show! I got so annoyed with this show, I forced him to change it to Cartoon Network to watch Johnny Test. I don't like that show, either, but at least it's a lot better than this! Now my brother wants to keep watching it and refuses to change the channel, so now I'm stuck listening to that show in the morning (yep, I do my best to not watch it, yet that's kind of hard, since the table I eat breakfast on is right in front of the living room/TV), and I have to use all my willpower to not go insane. Exactly who came up with this?! Animals wearing underwear?! God, what has the world come to?!