- Miller: I'll bet you five bucks that I fuck your sister before you fuck my sister.
- Casey: I bet you five bucks that I fuck my sister before you fuck my sister.
- Miller: I'll give you five bucks if you fuck your sister.
- Taxi Driver: OK, can we cool it with the sister fucking?
- Jeff Chang: Hey, why is there a teddy bear glued to my penis?
- Miller: No idea, no idea how that could have happened.
- Casey: Aren't we a little too old to be doing the whole music festival thing?
- Miller: I don't know, Casey, are we too old to have fun times?
- Casey: No.
- Miller: Are we too old to spend a week enjoying 250 bands play seminal music of our generation? Are we too old to drop acid and make love to white chicks with dreadlocks?
- Jeff Chang: I don't like dreadlocks.
- Miller: Are we too old to take handfuls of ecstasy and dance around in fur, with other people in fur?
- Casey: Yes! We're too old for all of those things.
- Miller: Look, JeffChang, this isn't just any birthday.OK? This is your 21st birthday.
- Casey: Here we go!
- Miller: This is the day that you become a man.This is the day that you get to tell every bouncer who's ever carded you,"You know what? Sure, I get it.Yes, I look like a nine-year-old Chinese girl."
- Jeff Chang: What the fuck?
- Miller: "But guess what?Today is my 21st fucking birthday.So, step aside and let the man come through."