Teen Lust

The basic idea of the movie is funny, sure, but that's about it.

Also: It's not nearly as raunchy as one might think; no nudity whatsoever, no really explicit scenes at all except for a lot of sexual references in the dialogue.

Extremely low production values are painfully evident throughout, and it's hard to say if the jokes could have worked with some remotely decent actors. Apart from Cary Elwes, Kristin Bauer van Straten (Pam from "True Blood") and (possibly) Jon Dore, chances are you won't be familiar with any of the other cast members. And you won't be wondering why...

Really, an absolute waste of time. Move on.

Walking into this film I expected another dumb American Pie wannabe. But I was pleasantly surprised. So basically the film is about a teenager, Neil, who's parents are part of a church that wants him to never lose his virginity. However he soon discovers the church practices satanism and wants to sacrifice him to Satan. He flees with his friend Matt and they try to get Neil to lose his virginity and save the world. The cast give good performances, Cary Elwes steals the show as the leader of the church, and Darryl Sabara (Juni from Spy Kids) provides most of the film's laughs. Also the characters feel realistic. So yeah I give Teen Lust a 7/10 and if you like horror comedies or just want some good laughs I recommend this film.

When I sat down to watch the 2014 horror comedy "Teen Lust", here late in 2022, I had never heard about the movie. But with it being a movie that I hadn't seen, of course I opted to give it a go.

Writers Jason Stone and Blaine Thurier managed to put together a script and storyline that was actually entertaining and funny at the same time. And the story also had elements of horror and some lovely goofy takes on a Satanic cult, while it also had the feel of an archetypical adolescence coming-of-age comedy, much akin to, for example, "American Pie".

Something that really impressed me about director Blaine Thurier's movie was the fact that the movie had Cary Elwes on the cast list. When I first saw him I wasn't sure if it was actually him, so I had to peruse IMDb and saw that it was actually him. He was so well-cast for the role and just made the movie all the more enjoyable with his performance.

"Teen Lust" also had nice performances by the likes of Jesse Carere, Daryl Sabara, Annie Clark, Jon Dore and Emmanuelle Vaugier. So there was a pretty nice cast ensemble here to entertain you.

I was genuinely entertained by "Teen Lust", and it is a movie that definitely is worth watching. Not a classic comedy, but a worty movie of having seen.

My rating of "Teen Lust" lands on a six out of ten stars.

Seeing the low ratings on IMDb, I expected this movie to be garbage but nevertheless, I decided to watch it based purely on the plot summary which sounded interesting. This movie is far better than I expected. It's a semi humorous teen horror movie with semi adult themes similar to Fright Night with a bit of the feel of American Pie sex themes. I rather enjoyed the movie and it held my interest. If cults and sacrifice and teen sex are movie themes you like and you liked the two before mentioned films, you'll probably like this. I hate to admit, my only grip is that it wasn't more visceral and had the nudity toned down.

I thought the premise of the film was lending itself to some fun. I was imagining a mix of magic used for pornographic reasons and devil ridden apostles trying to kill the protagonist. But in the end it was just uneventful, unsuspenseful and unfunny.

There isn't more I can say about it, except to fill the mandatory (and pointless!) ten lines, not because I can't find something, but because there really isn't anything worth telling. I think Jesse Carere is a talented young actor that was completely wasted on a really weak script.

Bottom line: waste of time.