Curse of Humpty Dumpty 2

Submission to the large pile of homemade wannabe horror film making on a student loan budget... yes it is so visually well shown that this is made by bending a tuppence into a shivering shilling that this is wannabe art. The storys is hardly a story, the actors are utterly stiff and desperate, the amateur use of light and shadow, a cinematographers biggest fear, shows the lamest of lame shoots and editing. The soundtrack is like eating a cracker on a windy beach, hard to hear and extremely variable quality. They shall have gratitude for the blood and the short playtime, elsewise it ready for the wastebin.

Do not even consider this one at all, its just a stupid idea with a lame coverposter. A max of 1+ from the ever so generous grumpy old man.

Wouldn't waste your time it's misleading. Watched it after it being suggested for me after another horror movie and was disappointed. Wasn't scary made me uncomfortable from the bad acting wouldn't watch again if I was paid to. My husband disliked it so much he walked out mid movie and didn't finish it with me. Would say if you are going to watch it to watch it to laugh at it was obviously done on a student budget and don't understand why someone would waste their time on this movie when ones that would clearly satisfy horror need exist. Do not recommend would not recommend and refuse to recommend this movie to anyone.

It had me bursting out with laughter, the lines are funny and it is obvious that the film is self aware and a complete and utter joke meant to be taken at face value rather than taken seriously. The production is what it is in fact I believe the low quality adds to the humour and the fact humpty dumpty just a small man in a suit makes it hilarious compared to the serious tone of the first film. However my only gripe is that to understand this film you must watch the first one but when both are extremely amazing pieces of cinema why wouldn't you. In conclusion it is absolutely amazing and I would recommend.

Me and my girlfriend were casually walking around Walmart, and she got so excited to see that they had the sequel to a movie we watched a year ago called Curse of Humpty Dumpty. We checked and saw Tubi had it, so we didn't buy it, and thank god. That would've been 10 bucks down the drain. Buying two boxes of cereal would've been better money spent. The first movie was very low budget and cheesy, the acting very mediocre, but it had charm, and honestly a bit of scare too. I didn't hate it. But this movie decided to take what little good that first movie had and toss it out the window. The acting is even worse, the plot makes zero sense, though a cult on the doll is definitely an interesting premise. The only good thing this movie has is it's so stupid it made us laugh. This isn't a horror movie. There's no good gore, no scares, no twisted plot. It's a goofy ass movie that I'd never watch again. I loved it. Thank you Humpty Dumpty film makers for granting us this holy movie on our anniversary, I hope there's more, as we will definitely watch it.

The first one i wanted to watch and laugh at because it looked low budget and just seemed like a bad premise, i was let down as it wasnt even laughable, just boring.

This one is SOOOO much better. Theyre self aware this time around and it leads to some great comedic bits that really can only be achieved in crappy movies like this (other movies that achieved this laughable crappy style is movies like kraven the hunter but that wasnt intentional) this film knew it's quality and leaned in to it. It definitely couldve included more humpty because his movements were hilarious. Its still obviously a bad movie but thats what gives it its charm.