Christmas in Toyland

Christmas In Toyland (2022) -

Where can I get some muscles like Jesse Hutch's? What a beautiful man. And those thighs!

However, as much as I love him in general, as Grant in this film he was a bit of a knob and quite a way up his own arse. I didn't think that it was his best character at all.

Initially I struggled to see how Vanessa Lengies in the role of Charlie could fall for his grumpy behaviour at all.

Apart from the fact that I would have been instantly attracted to him physically, I would probably have kept him at arms length from then on, because he had been so brusque and quite rude. I'd have left as soon as possible, thought about him just before going to sleep and then let the bosses close his ass down.

Fortunately, as the film progressed, he showed a nicer side and she gave him enough of a chance to make the romance more believable and I liked them together in the end.

However, I have always found it difficult to watch these shop based films, because having done my time in retail and hospitality for far too many years, I know how things actually work and it's never how they're shown in these films.

If a store did well, there would be a head office person there regularly in the same way that they would visit the worst shops too, but all of them would be expected to follow a rigid policy and a set of standard procedures, free thinking and outside of the box working practices were a big no no and frowned upon. The manager would also be expected to know their statistical position versus the other branches, how much they've taken daily, weekly and monthly (which would automatically be calculated by the tills) and no matter how much they thought that the kid's experience was the most important thing, following that policy, Etc would be how they would be judged and may have meant them losing their jobs if it wasn't followed. I don't care how well Jesse's branch was doing, they would never have let him run his shop that way.

Also, it didn't even look like a proper shop, it looked like an abandoned store that they had tried to make in to something resembling a toy shop with some quickly thrown together shelving and they failed.

Of course there were elements of his approach that I agreed with and personally I could never get the bosses to listen to me, as a bit of a maverick myself, but it's hard to make a difference in the world today. My toy shop would be more like 'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium' (2007) and I wouldn't have any bosses to answer to.

I think that the errors in the running of the shop skewed my view of things quite a lot, because I would usually let Mr. Hutch get away with anything and actually I've really appreciated the growth that Vanessa has shown since her stint on 'Glee' (2009-15), but it was clear that the writers had never even worked in retail at all, let alone at Christmas, which took the shine from what they were trying to achieve.

Perhaps if she had been asked to review an independent shop that had managed to stay afloat despite their big generic toy shop opening in the same town, it would have worked as a better storyline, to see the difference that a personal and more thoughtful service can make.

It only scored so high, because red is Jesse's colour and those trousers fit very nicely.

6.25/10.

Loved the premise. Loved me some Jesse.

But: Many of the actors spoke too quickly, inaudible to more "senior" ears--and even the close captioning could not keep up (with typos to boot!).

As others have noted, some of the speech in this film is REALLY fast. There were lines neither my wife nor I could understand even by replaying them.

It made me wonder if they ran long, and rather than cutting a scene, they time compressed all or part of it. I've never heard so much rapid speech, and from multiple roles.

Back to the movie. It's a common trope. Large corporation decides to cut brick and mortars, and it's up to our intrepid data analyst to save the day by discovering why one particular store still shows a profit.

The writers have a few ideas for that. I'm not so sure those things work in real life rather than scriptwriter idea-land, but they make for a charming story either way.

It's a recommended watch but I doubt we'll subject ourselves to the machine gun dialogue again.

If you've watched as many of this kind of movie as I have, so many things are familiar. This story has a lot of those plot lines, but there are tiny surprises here and there in how they are delivered.

You also get to know the most prolific actors. Jesse Hutch I know and he's not my favorite, but I can't knock him too much either. Vanessa Lengies - I didn't realize how well I knew her. She hasn't impressed me in the past.

So it was a surprise to me how much I got into this movie. Vanessa Lengies played a Charlie that I was really rooting for. Her chemistry with Hutch was quite good. I wanted to watch them together endlessly. There were a lot of good lines that helped and the actors' timing was good. Usually a kid like Emma adds a great touch, but in this case they didn't take advantage of that angle as much as they could have.

Another review commented on how fast lines were delivered too quickly and I noticed that once or twice.

Something happens at the end of the party at 1 hour 36 minutes (commercial runtime) which makes absolutely no sense, but then it was necessary for the story to progress the way it did.

I liked the pairing of. Grant (Jesse Hutch) and Charlie (Vanessa Lengies) They had good chemistry. But the little girl Emma and her mom (Grant's sister) talked way to fast, couldn't understand a thing they said. That was very irritating.