- Mel Evans: Women are like teabags. You don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.
- Lola Metcalf: Do you know why most women would rather have beauty than brains?
- Martha Evans: Why?
- Lola Metcalf: Because most men can see better than they can think."
- Martha Evans: Okay, how do you want your eggs?
- Les McCallum: From a chicken.
- Martha Evans: [Writing on her order pad] Right! No fish eggs. Uh, how do you want 'em?
- Les McCallum: On a plate.
- Martha Evans: Raw?
- Les McCallum: Over, easy.
- Martha Evans: Well, being single's not so bad.
- Joe Hopkins: I'm not single. I'm romantically challenged.
- Lola Metcalf: In fact, you're the first woman I've seen him take an interest in.
- Martha Evans: The destitute mother of three?
- Lola Metcalf: Yeah, go figure.
- Lola Metcalf: Side of gravy's comin' up.
- Frank Rasmussen: I need more butter.
- Lola Metcalf: You want some heart medicine to go with that cholesterol?