- Harper: We need to talk.
- Danni: About what?
- Harper: About Paris.
- [pause]
- Danni: I... I don't know what you're talking about.
- Harper: Remember your first day back at work? You talked about how sunny and clear it was before the bombings? Well I remember reading it was raining right before the attacks. That's weird, right? But I thought, Hey, you know what? She's confused, she's been through a lot. It happens. But then at your party, you know, the one for your brilliant article? You said you went and toured Notre Dame. Which I found odd considering that it's been closed to the public since half of it burned down.
- Danni: OK...
- Harper: So I decided to look up this retreat, Esprit Nouveau. Which other than one website, doesn't really seem to exist. And when I googled all the names on the list, not a single one turned up anything on writing, except yours. My God, does nobody fact-check anything anymore?
- Danni: OK, if you just give me...
- Harper: Uh, no I'm not done. See I had my suspicions but I didn't have proof.
- Harper: [takes out Danni's laptop to reveal the photo-shopped pictures of her in Paris] Till I saw this.
- Danni: You went through my computer? Why would you do that?
- Harper: You know what? Because I didn't like you. I never trusted you. The way you acted when you came back from Paris was sus as hell. And yeah, I was probably jealous that you got an office. But you know what I didn't do? Lie about being in a fucking terrorist attack to get one for myself!
- Danni: [panicking] I didn't know! How was I supposed to know there was going to be a terrorist attack - I was just lying about a trip, that was it, to get Colin's attention!
- Harper: So what? You thought THIS was better than admitting that you lied in a couple of instagram stories?
- Danni: I don't know, I don't know, I just - Harper, I'm a different person now. Please, please, what do you want? Do you want money? I can find you money. My parents have a lot of connections. OK? My mom can get you into Solo House, the one in Malibu.
- Harper: People died, Danni! Do you get that? People died.
- Danni: I know.
- Harper: I'm gonna give you two options, here. You can either wait for me to write an article exposing you, which would be really good for my career, or I will give you the oppurtunity to tell everyone yourself.
- Danni: I don't...
- Harper: You have until Monday to make your decision. Oh and by the way, whichever one you pick, you owe Rowan Aldren a fucking apology.
- Danni: What's happening tonight?
- Larson: We're going queer bowling.
- Danni: Yas Queen! Slay! You know me, I'll just drink tequila in my home alone until I pass out and call my old best friend from high school or something.
- [awkward pause]
- Danni: Is this queer bowling night only for LGBTs?
- Larson: Yeah. Yeah.
- Danni: OK.
- Danni: [laughs] You know, I made out with a girl at an NYU party one night, so I might be Bi!
- Harper: [chuckles] Not with those nails.
- Danni: What's wrong with my nails? Just wishful thinking, I guess. You guys are so lucky. You have your own community, a parade. You have your own bowling night...
- Larson: Yeah. Being minority is great.
- Danni: Right? Well, have fun!
- [leaves]
- Harper: [to Larson] I hate straight people.
- Danni: I don't think that I like myself very much. I don't think that I ever have. Like, my life before this, was so easy. No one stared at me in the street. No one doxxed me on Twitter. No one... gave a shit. Which is why I lied. And now, now I hate myself so much more than I did before.
- Susan: In general, we try to avoid any FOMO about 911.
- Danni: Did you read that article in The Cut? It talked about how it was the most single, formative experience for Zillenials. And since I wasn't there, I didn't get to share that bond with my peers. You know, like I didn't even know anyone who died.
- Susan: OK, and you don't think it comes off as a little tone-deaf? Offensive, even?
- Danni: Can't tone-deaf be like a brand, though?
- Susan: Oh no...
- Danni: Isn't that what Lena Dunham does?
- Susan: You don't wanna be like Lena Dunham.
- Danni: I don't think you take me seriously as a writer.
- Susan: That's because you're not a writer. You're a photo-editor. One who's very late on their deadlines. Deadlines that should take priority over personal goals.
- Danni: I've just been having difficulty focusing lately...
- Susan: [exasperated] And I've been having difficulty ending this conversation! And we're done.