Johnny & Clyde - Parceiros no Crime

This was the most pointless excuse of a movie I have ever seen. I want my time back.

The plot holes are massive. I mean you would have to suspend all reality of society to believe some of the things that occur to set up the "story" or "plot" or whatever this thing is.

Why do films like this even get made? How do scripts like this get financed? Black mail? I don't get it. Even the acting sucks big time.

There are other parts where you will just shake your head and ask: Why. That's the main question. This is utter nonsense. Unless you're into watching a plot that moves in ways that confuse you and make you annoyed, I would avoid this movie.

So I watched the newly released Johnny & Clyde and I really cant see myself seeing a film worse than this for the rest of the year. This was insanely bad. Its basically a low budget version of Natural Born Killers. It has a young couple in love going on a killing/crime spree. They get their friends together to knock over a casino owned by Meagan Fox. There is also some kind of evil entity following the main characters around with blades. I dont know this is cluster of nothing.

The film is a total mess of idiots being annoying. And thats the whole film. Idiots killing people and being despicable. Its trash at its worst.

I didn't expect anything from this film expect maybe a little decent action and some nudity. There was more pointless violence than action and a flat chested chick for like one stupid scene. Hollywood has been in a slump for a while but there was a time you could find a decent B-rate flick and still be entertained by the end of it. I found it hard it hard to make it past the first half hour. Disappointing because it seemed interesting with the opening scene but this whole thing with the psycho coupled played out like a poor man's Natural Born Killers. I got this rental for free and I still and I still want a refund.

I got this at Redbox without knowing anything about it, and in hindsight, I should've looked it up. That is where it all went wrong. Most would agree that Megan Fox was never the greatest actor of all time. She got by a lot of her looks in the past and lately has been in just straight-to-video movies, but this has to be an all-time low for her. She still has her looks in this movie, but that's about it. Her acting is wooden and rushed, like she is reading her lines. And the other actors are just as bad. The acting is so bad in this movie it is almost laughable, and there really is no plot. It's just a lot of random stuff loosely connected. It tries to make up for it with a lot of violence and skin, but sadly that isn't enough. More than once, I asked myself, "What am I watching?" and "Who writes this stuff?" The only reason I didn't give this a one is because the demon thing was cool looking, although it came out of nowhere. All in all, skip this one, and if you wanna see Megan Fox, just watch the original Transformers.

This movie is actually worse than the other two reviewers say! It's a complete and total mess.

The director is incompetent. The writer has no clue how to tell a story and the acting? It's literally laughable. Who are these two? They can't act their way out of a paper bag.

The costuming looks like they went to a second hand clothing store and picked items you'd only see on RuPaul's show.

Nothing makes sense. Megan Fox, who is also a really bad actor, is in it for 2 minutes in the beginning and then you wont see her again for another 20 minutes. You'll have to sit through the Johnny and Clyde bad acting. She basically took the money and walked through her clay faced part. In fact, I get the feeling they filmed all her scenes in half a day and inserted them into the film after it was made.

Who gave this the green light? Bai Ling? Who, for some weird reason is an associate producer! Huh?

Full disclosure: I fast forwarded through the movie waiting for the so called demon. He comes in with 30 minutes left to the film and man oh man is he a disappointment. Honestly, I'm not sure if this was supposed to be a drama or actually a comedy. It's that bad.