Johnny & Clyde - Parceiros no Crime

I am ten minutes into this abomination of a movie and feel compelled to start writing my scathing review of this nonsense before I have finished watching it.

It has been written by a Z list actor and director (someone who has appeared in so many movies that I have never heard of) who clearly has not progressed in life beyond being a priapic teenager who clearly fancies himself as a budding Tarantino. Nothing makes any sense. The acting, script and direction are terrible. Why is Megan Fox in this? Oh yes, I remember now, she can't act either.

Clearly in the running for being one of the worst movies ever made. Twenty five minutes in and nothing has changed. I'm out.

This was the most pointless excuse of a movie I have ever seen. I want my time back.

The plot holes are massive. I mean you would have to suspend all reality of society to believe some of the things that occur to set up the "story" or "plot" or whatever this thing is.

Why do films like this even get made? How do scripts like this get financed? Black mail? I don't get it. Even the acting sucks big time.

There are other parts where you will just shake your head and ask: Why. That's the main question. This is utter nonsense. Unless you're into watching a plot that moves in ways that confuse you and make you annoyed, I would avoid this movie.

... waste any time on this movie unless you're a big fan of Megan Fox and appreciate her tight clothes and body figure.

The screenplay is effortless, the actors are low cost and the special effects are... mmh... I don't even have a word for it. Empty characters with absolutely no content or context just pop in the story because someone thought they would make a striking appearance and add some visual impact. They don't. Positively no empathy for any of the characters on screen.

I watched around 250 movies this year and this one takes the gold medal with a one star from me. So, go watch it at your own risk.

This movie was horrible including the acting and plot! What a waste of money and time. Don't rent it, you'll be sorry! I kept watching thinking it had to get better but it only got worse. The actors are so bad and their characters are unbelievable. It is too bad that a director can say he directed this movie, even I could have done better. I was shocked Megan Fox would star in this role, she must be desperate for work. The scenes with Jonnie and Clyde were absolutely disgusting. I watch movies for art and the entertainment. If someone wants to watch this good luck only a sick minded person would find this enjoyable.

So I watched the newly released Johnny & Clyde and I really cant see myself seeing a film worse than this for the rest of the year. This was insanely bad. Its basically a low budget version of Natural Born Killers. It has a young couple in love going on a killing/crime spree. They get their friends together to knock over a casino owned by Meagan Fox. There is also some kind of evil entity following the main characters around with blades. I dont know this is cluster of nothing.

The film is a total mess of idiots being annoying. And thats the whole film. Idiots killing people and being despicable. Its trash at its worst.