A Festa

I know, you wanted to get laid right? "Hey Baby, want a part in my new movie?..." What an incredible piece of garbage. I mean, how did this make it to DVD let alone Cable. Not one of them could act(except Jesse Jane...Love you baby!). They screwed up lines and you kept it in the movie. The Editing, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what is with all the statue shots for the wedding scene, endless crap shot fillers of Napa. Don't tell me, let me guess, you wrote off the whole wine country trip as an expense for this schlock fest of a movie. Why in the road trip transition scenes did you decide to show a shot of the crappy Toyota instead of the Challenger? Did the Rental run out and you needed another crappy filler to make the 90 minutes? Girls Gone Wild is better than this thing that someone called a movie.

Oh yeah, let's not forget about the Mario Brother's accent for the Father of the bride. Really, that is the best Italian accent you could do? None would have been better.

I could go on forever with this. For those of you you who rated this above 2 stars, you're the reason American cinema is dying!

The "2" rating is here because the women in this movie were HOT!!! That being said, this movie was horrible. Someone in another review compared it to American Pie. Ha ha maybe the American pie spin-off's that went straight to DVD, as this did as well! There's really not much point to this movie, and the acting was HORRIBLE. The "Italian" characters were so poorly portrayed it's actually humorous. The Italian women, at least, were good to look at and didn't attempt Italian accents. I felt like someone had about $10,000 to waste, and made this movie. Then they spent the other $9,000 on a fishing boat. Fast forward thru this movie to look at boobs, and that's about it. If you're a Mr. Skin member, he'll give you the times and details!

This film came on after a movie that I was watching ended. I decided to give it a chance, because a good comedy would've hit the spot. Wow, bad decision. This was by far the worst movie I have ever seen. It exceeded what I thought was possible in terms of awfulness. I watched the whole thing, which can be contributed to the "car wreck" phenomenon. You know.. when everyone slows down on the freeway to gawk at an accident. I continued watching, because I didn't think it could get worse.. I was wrong. If Mr. Bennett ever gets a film produced again, it would be a disgrace to mankind. I can't even blame the actors for their poor performances. If I was asked to act out some of these scenarios, I would be horrendous as well. All in all, I think I have just discovered the rock bottom in film making. A writer would be hard pressed to come up with something that is worse than this.

Even the title of the movie is not worth watching, because the movie is so bloody awful. I have never seen a worse movie than this. It was a very poorly made porn, if you think that way. With little storyline which was mostly vague, unrealistic and weird. The motive of the movie was extremely unclear. Presence of incest fulfill the reasons for it to be so utterly disgusting. The characters do not have depth in their feelings. The first 75% of the movie was downright disgusting and full of unrelated sex scenes. The ending and the last 25% of the movie was the worst bit! It was full of comical and stupid twists with no real authenticity of the characters' decision makings.

I do not even understand why the makers even bothered to make it. And we cannot forget the brilliant actors! Wow! What acting! I stopped watching movies for next three days after seeing their brilliant act because of excessive vomiting! Please for God's sake, do not watch this 'insult to Hollywood' movie!

Germany has re-titled this movie and named it "College Animals 4" (yes it's not the first movie they have re-titled)! While the series movies have nothing to do with each other. Of course it is not a great movie and Jesse Jane is playing herself (not in that manner), which is a shame, because it'd be interesting to see if she can actually act (her cameo in Entourage was far better that this too).

But I actually liked the main characters. If they just had a better script it might actually have worked. Because the actors weren't half bad (the female lead having played in a couple of Entourage episodes as well). But the cell phone thing is just plain bad and the resolution in the end is not only predictable but borderline stupid. Still the actors are sweet enough for you to almost like this ... Shame then