- Main Character: [landing in the TV world] Unh!
- Yosuke Hanamura: Oof!
- Chie Satonaka: Ah!
- Yosuke Hanamura: [as they start getting up] Ow... I landed right on my wallet...
- Chie Satonaka: [looking around] Man, where the heck are we?
- [Camera shows the three students in a fog-covered area]
- Chie Satonaka: What *is* this place? Someplace inside Junes?
- Yosuke Hanamura: Hell no, it isn't! I mean, we fell through a TV! Actually, uh... what *is* going on here?
- Yosuke Hanamura: [Junes; when the Protagonist sticks his hand throught the plasma TV] Oh, yeah. What kind of TV do... you...
- [cuts off when he sees what the Protagonis is doing]
- Chie Satonaka: [notices Yosuke's expression] Hm? What's wrong, Yosuke?
- [follows his gaze to the Protagonist sticking his hand through the TV screen]
- Yosuke Hanamura: I-Is his arm... in the TV...?
- Chie Satonaka: Whoa... Is that like, a new model? Like, with a new function? Haha...
- Yosuke Hanamura: [shakes his head] *Hell* no!
- [the two rush over to the Protagonist]
- Chie Satonaka: [in disbelief] You've gotta be kidding me! Did you *really* stick your hand through the *screen?*
- Yosuke Hanamura: [in just as much disbelief] Whoa, that's incredible... That's some magic trick, man! So how's it work, huh? What's the magician's secret?
- [the Protagonist decides to stick his head into the screen]
- Yosuke Hanamura: [as the Protagonist does just that] H-Hey, don't do *that!* What're you *doing?*
- Chie Satonaka: Oh my god!
- Yosuke Hanamura: [when the Protagonist tells them that there is empty space inside] What do you mean, *"inside"?*
- Chie Satonaka: Wh-What do you mean, *"empty space"?*
- Yosuke Hanamura: [when the Protagonist tells them that it is very spacious "in here"] What do you mean, *"spacious"?*
- Chie Satonaka: I mean, *what's going on?*
- Yosuke Hanamura: [holds his crotch and starts to panic] H-Holy crap... I think this is all too much for my bladder...!
- Chie Satonaka: What the - ? Are you gonna pee your pants?
- Yosuke Hanamura: I've been holding it in all day! I-I haven't had a chance to go! Agh... Can't... hold it... anymore...!
- Yosuke Hanamura: [Yosuke rushes off to the restroom, only to come back as quickly as he left - and not because of a restroom problem] *Sh-Shit!* Customers! *They're coming!*
- Chie Satonaka: [shocked] *What?* But we got a guy half-stuck in a TV here! *Wh-What are we gonna do?*
- [Yosuke and Chie start running around in a panic, until they bump into the Protagonist. All three wind up falling in]
- Yosuke Hanamura: Wh-What - Wait - WHOA!
- Main Character, Yosuke Hanamura, Chie Satonaka, Yukiko Amagi, Kanji Tatsumi, Teddie, Naoto Shirogane: [in battle] Persona!