- Donald Clarke: Life is a sexually transmitted disease, spread by people having sex. And then in the end it kills ya.
- [last lines]
- Donald Clarke: Any time anyone is ever mean to you, or if you ever feel bad, or even if you just want to talk, I want you to come back to this exact spot. This is were I'm going to be forever and ever. And I'll be listening.
- Shelly: [kisses him]
- [first lines]
- Shrink #1: Why do you think you're here? Donald? Why do you think you're here?
- Donald Clarke: I'm thinking.
- Shrink #2: What are you thinking, Donald? Hmm? Come on, what are you feeling? Sometimes it can be so...
- Donald Clarke: What time is it?
- Shrink #2: Don't worry, plenty of time.
- Donald Clarke: What's sex like? Really like? Well, there's just a few things I'd like to clear up before - we...
- Tanya: Well, when you're with the right person, you could say it's like... it's like a competition - where you're both trying to let the other side win.
- Donald Clarke: [seeing a photo] Who is she?
- Dr. Adrian King: That's my wife, Sofie.
- Donald Clarke: I thought you were gay.
- Dr. Adrian King: Why would you think that?
- Donald Clarke: Just a vibe. No offense. So, is she a shrink, too?
- Dr. Adrian King: No, she's dead.