- Kevin Murphy: Okay, so this is a movie that came out in 1991 that references low temperatures in the title, about a dumbass white guy, with a terrible haircut, that rides a motorcycle, whose career ended immediately after, and it's not "Stone Cold" starring Brian Bosworth?
- Bill Corbett: Strangely enough, no.
- Bill Corbett: In the next scene, she's making passionate love to Sam-I-Am.
- Kevin Murphy: Oh, I do so like Green Eggs and Ham. Thank you, oh! Thank you! Sam I Am!
- Bill Corbett: Hey! Don't make me tell you again about not looking me in the eye.
- Michael J. Nelson: The "Sam-I-Am as a dirty old man" sketch, everyone.
- Michael J. Nelson: And they pass Prince and Apollonia, coming the other way on his femmy bike.
- Bill Corbett: Hey, how was your freaky, pointless cheap date?
- Kevin Murphy: Love sexy, thank u.
- Michael J. Nelson: And that was just the "u" obviously.
- Kevin Murphy: Obviously.