Damon's Revenge

It's a sequel to Burial Ground Massacre. I knew something was wrong, but when everything is wrong, it's easy to miss it. Anyway, the plot you read on IMDB starts about 1 hour into the movie, don't even remember what happened before that. It has some hilariously bad moments, and overall the line deliveries, sound editing and dialog are all so terrible that you may get a decent laugh out of it. Not 100% sure there was a plot though.

It's not over until the fat man sings, and 10 minutes in I'm singing soprano with gusto. Feels like Tom Sizemore has given up on his craft and Michael Madsen must have been there for the free food. If you manage to keep watching, you will be rewarded with bad acting and vocal fry. The movie should have used Robert LaSardo more, he was the best actor in this thing. Not even the brief nudity at 56:38 and the following shower scene could raise my rating. Would I recommend this, nope.

This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The characters are overdone stereotypes and the acting is so bad that I spent half of the movie thinking it was a foreign film with terrible voice actors. Also I think the world could do without Native American villains, especially ones referred to with a slur. The ending, like the rest of the movie, was predictable. I've never bothered to review a movie publicly, but this was so abominable that if I can save even one person from wasting their time watching this, it will be worth me wasting my time writing this. I really hope everyone involved with this project considers a career change.

The more stupid, the rougher names the dafter the games, loads of names of the past, some have had some real good assisting roles back then, but their stardome has faded since then, and itll soon be time to shut the cuffin due to lack of talent.

A film produced and acted this way, where inconsistence are the rule, and tunnelvision seems to be the norm, and worst of all dragging indigeonous peoples mythological mysteries into the salad is not very honourable filmaking at all, cause its all coming from the idea of halloween, just a bit more testosterone filled and stashly bearded styled men, and bellybuttonringed lesbianistic experimentrialismic females, trying to run away form a nightmare, a nightmare thats imposed on you like youve seen 10 prequels to this one...

no, look at the brand, and look at the names, tom sizemore wont get bigger, and michael madsen wont become mads mikkelsen, thats for sure. And the grumpy old man wont be any younger, wastng valuable time left to live on homebreed stuff like this, its just a notch above one...''hud'' by løckeberg is better than this.

Do not watch this movie high. Beware it is the worst acting ever. Especially Michael madsen in the first scene. He sounds like he is reading his lines for the first time and having a hard time seeing the words. That's about as far as I got into the movie while writing this review. You've been warned. Enjoy! I'm sad I never saw the movie that came before this. Also ladies, do not flash boobs for alcohol. There is an Edward Norton (younger years) evil character lookalike. I honestly have no idea what is going on in this movie but it makes for a good distraction and background noise. Probably should watch the first movie.