Stagger

STAR RATING: ***** Saturday Night **** Friday Night *** Friday Morning ** Sunday Night * Monday Morning

I've just had the misfortune to suffer through just over thirty minutes of this abomination that has no business calling itself a movie with 'actors' who should be sued for breach of the Trade Descriptions Act for trying to pass themselves off as such things. The over-riding feeling is a sense of 'what the hell was that garbage???' It's like a bunch of people with nothing better to do got a camcorder and some recycled old film clips and thought 'lets make a movie.' Low budget doesn't begin to describe it. And the plot felt completely none existent, just some drivel about someone inventing a new designer drug and running into some trouble getting it about. This should have been snuck out like the wretch it is, and people charged no more than £1 to buy it from the bargain bin at Morrison's. Seriously, nothing can prepare you for how unbelievably terrible this 'film' is. ABSOLUTELY NO STARS

British Madmax film Been waiting since 1981 and the 2nd installment of the Madmax films for a edgy road movie it is fair to say that this movie is fast paced and unhinged and often you feel as if you are in a mind trip with the oddball characters. Awesome car stunts excellent POM humor funny to see this sort of film made outside of Australia it would have fitted right if filming had been done on location at Broken Hill. This is surly a British Tarantino in the making a few beers kick back and enjoy the trip it's a proper lads movie with plenty of guns girls gangster geezers. If you like cars British low budget films this film has your number all over it be sure not to miss this ride.

well, i saw this on lovefilm so i thought i'd check it out. oh dear. the main guy was terrible!! the blonde girl who played his girlfriend was a joke and looked like they just got someone random girl out of the local pub, and the whole thing didn't make much sense. written in on hour or made up on the spot would be how i'd describe it. very little redeemable qualities. the big guy who comes to the door is good, the other big guy who sells the car is scary and looks like he can actually act. the guy with the long hair is just awkward and looks nervous all the time, although the guy who plays his mate is good and looks like he can actually act judging by his timing and reactions etc. the bald guy is OK but not sure why he's even in it! one or two good performances but largely poor. the directing is laughable! the script is worse.

EXCELLENT EFFORT AND PACKED WITH GORE & ACTION ALL FROM A FIRST TIME DIRECTOR ACTOR FILM MAKER WITH LITTLE MONEY. Staggering effects bit shocking and gory all a bit course and rough round the edges but the film delivers horror gore in which i can only call a oddball film . Full of twisted gore stunts and all on a micro budget. If you want a weekend surprise rent this film for the weekend just sat back and really enjoy the film. It,s got a good looking leading man action drama fast cars good music and a very unusual story what more can any one ask from a micro budget film watch this space i,m sure we will see more from this fresh new film maker.

Gangsters Guns Girls Gore

Gangsters Guns Girls Gore well all the main elements are here for the good old British gangster yarn. But never before have we seen a film which offers so much for so little. Truly a stunning film both visually and inspirational from a film makers point of view. Fresh ideas fresh new talented cast to make this gangster film shine so much more than many a tired jaded gangster film that are out on release on this already crowded genera. So street real that the film really did hit home realistic and cold ruthless street thugs. A insight to this dark murky world awesomely cast . Actors played this so well it,s gonna be in my head for some time