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I love the Million Dollar Listing shows and was hoping this would be just as good. It's not. Within minutes you realise Michael is the token arrogant idiot. His analogy in the second episode about "push presents" made my eyes roll back so far in my head I finally saw what my arse looks like. This show has a little real estate and a lot of wannabe actors sitting around talking. I actually laughed when one said he was looking at cracking a total of a million dollars in commissions this year. Compared to the guys in MDLNY and MDLLA, that's chicken feed. These people are boring and halfway thru the second ep nobody has sold a property yet. Watch it if you need to get rid of annoying guests, this will bore them enough to leave.

We watched the whole season, just to see if anybody sold a property. So here's a few tips: * Have a shot every time Michael mentions (out of context) that he's about to have a baby * Have a shot every time Michael says " Nip it in the butt". (Nope not a typo, the man is an idiot. Make a mental note to never take life advice from Michael, because he's great at using sayings that are completely wrong. He uses big words that he clearly doesn't understand their actual meaning.

This show sucks and the only reason I gave it a two, is I enjoy looking at real estate.

This is very very poor. We just finished 3 enjoyable seasons of selling sunset so decided to give this a go. Its like "the apprentice" no experienced 30 somethings chancing their arm. Absolutely terrible. Turned off half way tru ep2. Rubbish.

This is not a show focusing on the properties or giving any real information about the beach homes being sold in the Hamptons. Instead it focuses heavily on the reality show drama among the team of four 30 somethings who haven't been in the game long enough or learned the trade well enough to sell homes at these price points. These guys were definitely not ready to venture out on their own and really should have been interning for someone with experience so they could learn the trade. The team consists of:

J. B. - A relatively uninteresting guy who is going through a mid-life crisis at 29 apparently? I guess his eggs are drying up.

Mike - A guy with the voice and cartoonish personality of Kevin from The League who is stressing about how he's going to afford the gold plated diapers he seems to think his baby will need. Remember when Kanye said he needed to start making a ton more money when Kim was pregnant with their first child? It's an average Joe version of that.

Peggy - A woman who reams Noel out for nearly losing her a potential client, then immediately starts trash talking him to his client because it's only Noel who needs to be professional apparently.

Noel - A guy with all the attitude and zero ability to accept any input from people who obviously know more than him, including the buyers.

Oh and some baby-faced guy named Jimmy shows up periodically to brag about all the sales he's been making.

While there is some light drama to be had, it is disappointing that such lovely homes aren't being showcased to their fullest potential and we're not getting a true look at the tricks and trades of the Hampton beach house real estate market.

Don't waste your time with this show. The real estate agents, home sellers & buyers are all rich snobs. It's so hard to listen to these people.

To sum up the experience of watching this show, it's painful. First, why is this a show with this particular cast? Second, who would work with these hideously unprofessional and immature agents? Third, this show should not be renewed because it just plain sucks.