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I watched this movie with the expectation that it would be a bad movie that was at least fun to watch. How wrong I was. This has to be the worst movie I have ever had the displeasure to sit through. I cannot think of a single aspect of this film that is not absolutely horrible. It plays like a 10-year-old with a new video camera got some friends together and asked them to improvise being macho. I can't even believe there was a script involved. If you watch this movie, you will regret that you wasted 90 minutes of your life that you will never get back. If you want to see a movie so bad that it's actually amusing, try Death Race 2000, with David Carradine. At least that film is laughable, not excruciatingly painful to watch. I find that I am angry at myself for sitting through the entire thing. Please do yourself a favor and miss this one completely.
- jbsmth
- 22 de fev. de 2009
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- jacob-mccormick
- 19 de abr. de 2013
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Absolutely nothing good whatsoever about this film. I don't even see how a hardcore "juggalo" (which I honestly didn't know still existed) could enjoy this crap.
Filled with a terrible soundtrack that reloops the same awful ICP songs a thousand times, sickening DV color scheme, absolutely nothing funny, no good gore or killing scenes, the worst plot in the history of film, terrible amateur actors... there's absolutely nothing to like. You know you're in trouble when the cleverest part of the movie is the word "vaginamite".
Also, for those wondering how Raven's performance is, well... it's probably just as good as the acting he had to do in his professional wrestling career. So, take that for what it's worth.
Filled with a terrible soundtrack that reloops the same awful ICP songs a thousand times, sickening DV color scheme, absolutely nothing funny, no good gore or killing scenes, the worst plot in the history of film, terrible amateur actors... there's absolutely nothing to like. You know you're in trouble when the cleverest part of the movie is the word "vaginamite".
Also, for those wondering how Raven's performance is, well... it's probably just as good as the acting he had to do in his professional wrestling career. So, take that for what it's worth.
- polysicsarebest
- 29 de nov. de 2008
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Most Asylum movies are awful, but there is something compulsively watchable about them. Even for The Asylum though Death Racers was just a piece of rubbish. Visually, Death Racers was so slapdash that it not only gave me a headache but also made me dizzy. The colour scheme is nauseating, the editing is so choppy to the point that it's incoherent and the special effects look as though they only cost less than £5 to make. The soundtrack is annoyingly repetitive not just in the use of it but also the composition, and overall considering that I've never liked the style I just found it grating to listen to. Death Racers is appallingly written, I have not heard such atrocious dialogue in a long while, even for Steve the Hammer, while the story consists of predictable plotting, rushed pacing and very clumsily choreographed action sequences and you don't learn anything or care about the characters. The acting is also dire. Overall, a really awful film with no redeeming qualities even for The Asylum. 1/10 Bethany Cox
- TheLittleSongbird
- 12 de set. de 2012
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A Haunting In Winchester County was a good Asylum movie. Death Racers however is complete crap. I love Insane Clown Possee but their efforts are wasted here. TERRIBLE direction. AWFUL script. NO CARS!!!! Why do I keep buying these bloody dvds? Great idea for a movie. NO CRASHES & NO CORPSES Just sit and think about how good this film COULD be rather than buying it! Not even worth the pound I paid for it... STOP READING NOW. Why does Internet Movie Database INSIST on Ten Lines per review? It is daft. To be honest i am just filling up the lines with GIBBERISH now. Fun seven fish cushion. He went back to the house and harrowing tool plus will idealisation identified the little objects.
- joel_exc
- 25 de jul. de 2012
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Now looking at the average scorings, it appear that there is a lot of people who hate this movie. Enjoy it for what it is.....stupid, violent, gory and cheaply well made (I really like the editing) Asylum continue to churn out enjoyable time wasters..keep it going guys!!!
Wrestler Raven comes from the Hulk Hogan school of acting, ie turn up look menacing and beat people up.....The Insane Clown Posse are clearly enjoying themselves playing themselves in this twisted version of the future.
Oh yes, love the ICP's ice cream truck and the best deaths by hatchet's since Mr Voorhees' heyday.
Wrestler Raven comes from the Hulk Hogan school of acting, ie turn up look menacing and beat people up.....The Insane Clown Posse are clearly enjoying themselves playing themselves in this twisted version of the future.
Oh yes, love the ICP's ice cream truck and the best deaths by hatchet's since Mr Voorhees' heyday.
- misterkraig
- 21 de set. de 2008
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I rented this film and so far the first 30 minutes has been terrible, i mean, holy s#@t! The editor, director and actors are so bad, i thought i was going to get cancer from just watching this movie, it's one of those films that you need to fast forward through to see if there's any good bits, and then realize that the price of rental is the same price you pay to get executed in Korea!!!! And so i gave this a 1 out of 10. i don't have anything else to say, so DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT, TRUST!! for the love of god!!!!!!
P.S. the insane clown posse would be better off doing a movie where the writers aren't retarded or drunks.
thank you, and be safe.
P.S. the insane clown posse would be better off doing a movie where the writers aren't retarded or drunks.
thank you, and be safe.
- thehobo_86
- 26 de mai. de 2009
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I am astounded on some of the reviews here claiming this is a B movie. This is a movie that you show to a class of students who want to learn how to make a movie and point and say, "this is the wrong way". And I've thought I've seen some horrible movies on the syfy channel. This actually manages to go a step below that spectrum. The acting is off the charts south and the dialogue is even further down there. The story is pretty dumb but I have seen worst in that department.
But you wanna know what gives this movie that little bit of extra crap that truly makes it extraordinarily bad? It is the editing and the cinematography. Almost every kill scene is looped over and over again without relief. And randomly, a mundane scene where an "actor" talks or does some kind of motion also loops. Why? It adds nothing to the movie and only frustrates you. And they will zoom in at like 10x on some scenes or use some gimmicky trick. You can tell they found these gimmicky tools on whatever program they were using to edit the movie and said"oh yea man that's crazy lets throw that in somewhere". The soundtrack is pretty crappy but then again I never cared for ICP. It feels forced on you, they introduce it and remove it quickly and abruptly.
It is obvious this movie was done lazily. Poor editing, poor acting, poor dialogue, etc. It looks like they only did one take on every single scene and didn't bother even trying to make a decent movie. Well when you put in nothing you get nothing. The only honest thing I can say I liked about the whole movie was one scene with the android dude and the chick. And that's it.
Oh, and you know what surprised the hell out of me? This movie was on SHOWTIME!?!?! I thought showtime was a premium competitor to HBO, why, who got this movie on there? What??
But you wanna know what gives this movie that little bit of extra crap that truly makes it extraordinarily bad? It is the editing and the cinematography. Almost every kill scene is looped over and over again without relief. And randomly, a mundane scene where an "actor" talks or does some kind of motion also loops. Why? It adds nothing to the movie and only frustrates you. And they will zoom in at like 10x on some scenes or use some gimmicky trick. You can tell they found these gimmicky tools on whatever program they were using to edit the movie and said"oh yea man that's crazy lets throw that in somewhere". The soundtrack is pretty crappy but then again I never cared for ICP. It feels forced on you, they introduce it and remove it quickly and abruptly.
It is obvious this movie was done lazily. Poor editing, poor acting, poor dialogue, etc. It looks like they only did one take on every single scene and didn't bother even trying to make a decent movie. Well when you put in nothing you get nothing. The only honest thing I can say I liked about the whole movie was one scene with the android dude and the chick. And that's it.
Oh, and you know what surprised the hell out of me? This movie was on SHOWTIME!?!?! I thought showtime was a premium competitor to HBO, why, who got this movie on there? What??
- mellowliving
- 23 de mar. de 2013
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I've so far watched this film from the start to the first advert break. I can honestly say it's the biggest pile of crap I've ever seen. It reminds me of the kind of completely staged thing you see when watching wrestling on TV, you know, when it's supposed to be a "behind the scenes" view of what goes on. The acting, effects, script and direction are terrible. I've just laughed out loud at some of the effects because they're so ridiculously bad. Not in a good way, it's like your 7 year old school kid says "look daddy, look what I made you at school today" and you just laugh at them and tell them it's crap. The kind of people who'll enjoy this are the type who watch pro wrestling and are convinced it's not staged.
- Barrnstormer
- 27 de jun. de 2009
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The first thing i wanna know is... can i give any film a "0"? I am finding it hard to give this one even a 1 rating point. I wanna get hanged at this point, probably the worst 90 or so minutes of my life. I have seen bad movies in past but never imagined something to be this much painful. What i wanna say about those clowns and the "Vaginamyte" is... leave us alone, please... i beg you. My suggestion would me, "Save yourself and do the world a favor by not going within a mile of a DVD store which contains a copy of DEATH RACERS". I understand that its a B class movie, but even then there are some standard over there too, the director, editor, script writer and most of all those actors should realize this straight reality.
- sajid_trash
- 6 de mai. de 2011
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No, i am not on drugs, this is definitely the best B-movie of the decade, since that i am a lover of B-movies and other movies like this, i wanted to see a so called "Mockbuster" made by Asylum.
Death Racers was made for capitalize on the remake of the movie Death Race 2000. I think that Death Racers has far more elements of the original movie than the official remake !
Despite the low budget, Death Racers is entertaining, but don't expect a "car N chicks" movie a la "Fast and furious".
There is some cheap (but fun) gore, even some brief nudity from one of the suicide girls chicks.
Most of the music is made by the Hip-hop duo Insane Clown Posse (they play them self in the movie), i like their music, i am not a juggalo but i like the music that hangs around them.
Death Racers is shot on digital, using the same nauseating color scheme over and over, the audio mixing is bad, sometimes you don't understand what the actors say.
Death Racers was made for capitalize on the remake of the movie Death Race 2000. I think that Death Racers has far more elements of the original movie than the official remake !
Despite the low budget, Death Racers is entertaining, but don't expect a "car N chicks" movie a la "Fast and furious".
There is some cheap (but fun) gore, even some brief nudity from one of the suicide girls chicks.
Most of the music is made by the Hip-hop duo Insane Clown Posse (they play them self in the movie), i like their music, i am not a juggalo but i like the music that hangs around them.
Death Racers is shot on digital, using the same nauseating color scheme over and over, the audio mixing is bad, sometimes you don't understand what the actors say.
- Viva_Chiba
- 27 de nov. de 2010
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- misbegotten
- 28 de jun. de 2009
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This movie redefines the term inept. Atrocious acting, worse editing, and terrible effects of any kind. Funny to see the only so called racing, and people are driving at about 8mph. Kids on tricycles go faster. Thankfully with films like this, the fast forward button makes 90 minutes of pure misery about 5 minutes instead.
There isn't even a funny one liner to be had here, which is usually the staple of all terrible movies. The only chuckles to be had within this tripe was the laughably bad violent scenes, or heaven forbid, the fight scene with the plastic arm looking cyborg guy. I've seen better production values in a high school play, seriously.
I am not familiar at all with Asylum productions work, past, present or future releases, but if all their films are as god awful as this one was, you can bet I won't be watching any others.
There isn't even a funny one liner to be had here, which is usually the staple of all terrible movies. The only chuckles to be had within this tripe was the laughably bad violent scenes, or heaven forbid, the fight scene with the plastic arm looking cyborg guy. I've seen better production values in a high school play, seriously.
I am not familiar at all with Asylum productions work, past, present or future releases, but if all their films are as god awful as this one was, you can bet I won't be watching any others.
- seangh
- 14 de abr. de 2009
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If any movie deserves 0 stars; this is it. Just wow... Every time I try to think up an intelligent description for this flick, cyborg strap-on rape pops into my mind and i need a shower. Eaewwww!! And omg arggh! So, please, do yourself a favor, avoid this trash. Please!!11
. (I r making The 10 line minimum) . . . . So yeah, I'm wasting words now. Vodka... It makes my sentences concise. Have i hit 10 lines yet. I AM trying. But, and I doubt but vested interests will debate, this is the epitome of bad movies. Hopefully a few people got paid and such, but seriously, wow... Only watch this if your family was involved in it somehow. And even then, lie to them.
. (I r making The 10 line minimum) . . . . So yeah, I'm wasting words now. Vodka... It makes my sentences concise. Have i hit 10 lines yet. I AM trying. But, and I doubt but vested interests will debate, this is the epitome of bad movies. Hopefully a few people got paid and such, but seriously, wow... Only watch this if your family was involved in it somehow. And even then, lie to them.
- Universe3
- 16 de jul. de 2012
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- poolandrews
- 28 de jun. de 2009
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Hear me out: Escape from New York meets Running Man meets Death Race 2000!
The two guys from Insane Clown Posse and a bunch of alleged actors beat up, mutilate and insult each other. A lot.
The story appears to have been stolen from several 80s action movies.
The Red Zone with criminals = Escape from New York The Manhunt = Running Man Earning points for killing people in a race = Death Race 2000
Many scenes and camera angles suggest the film was shot in a tiny storage room and a parking lot. The budget couldn't have been more than $9.50.
Otherwise: gore and misogyny everywhere you look. There's always something happening, but it's still boring to watch. Typical Asylum crap.
The two guys from Insane Clown Posse and a bunch of alleged actors beat up, mutilate and insult each other. A lot.
The story appears to have been stolen from several 80s action movies.
The Red Zone with criminals = Escape from New York The Manhunt = Running Man Earning points for killing people in a race = Death Race 2000
Many scenes and camera angles suggest the film was shot in a tiny storage room and a parking lot. The budget couldn't have been more than $9.50.
Otherwise: gore and misogyny everywhere you look. There's always something happening, but it's still boring to watch. Typical Asylum crap.
- Fustercluck
- 30 de abr. de 2025
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- brianguta2000
- 3 de out. de 2012
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Might be one of the worst movie of all time. It is mind blowing literally, just like a gun to your head type and end the misery. The acting is worst than a cheesy porn that involves the plumber and the desperate house wife. There's bad movies and there's Death Racers, which is on a new level of awful. The acting was terrible, it seems like they gathered all those people that are willing to donate their body to science testing out new drugs that isn't FDA approved and said "hey I'll pay you 50 bucks to be in my movie". Not one of them have probably ever had any acting experiences and after this movie probably destroyed any chances of ever doing a legitimate film.
- TheDarkKnightMatter
- 29 de dez. de 2014
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- sydewynder033
- 1 de mar. de 2014
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Death Racers (2008)
* (out of 4)
Asylum's "mockbuster" of Jason Statham's DEATH RACE (a remake of DEATH RACE 2000) features the Insane Clown Posse so watch at your own risk. The "story" is set in the future as four groups enter a death race where they get points by the amount of people they kill. Our heroes, played by ICP, are trying to win their freedom but this only happens if they win the race. I listened to ICP when I was around sixteen but this little stretch in my life probably didn't last over a year or so. Watching DEATH RACERS all these years later was the first time since that I've heard anything from the group so I must admit that I was mildly interesting but the end result is just one complete mess. Even for a picture from The Asylum this thing here is pretty bad but at the same time I'll at least give it credit for attempting to be low-rent trash like the original movie and that's something that the remake tried to avoid. With that said, once again we're treated to a movie that has no original story to be found and sadly the filmmakers just kept it going and going and going. At over 90-minutes the story is so weak that it couldn't even support a 30-minute movie let along something three times longer than that. I'm really not sure why so many "C" movies of today have to run at these extended running times. The 50s and 70s were full of bad movies but at least they knew not to drag on for too long. The problem here is that we're given a mumbo jumbo backstory dealing with humans being held down but it's just boring. Even the four groups of characters are rather boring in their own right, although I'll give the screenwriter credit for the Vaginamyte name. Those wanting violence and gore will find that here as we're given quite a bit of CGI scenes that of course look bad but bad gore is better than none. Performances are what you'd expect from a film like this and fans of ICP will probably enjoy seeing them act out their characters. With that said, their songs being repeated over and over again gets very annoying very quickly. In the end, DEATH RACERS is ultra stupid and sadly there's just not enough going on to make it entertaining even in a "so bad it's good" way.
* (out of 4)
Asylum's "mockbuster" of Jason Statham's DEATH RACE (a remake of DEATH RACE 2000) features the Insane Clown Posse so watch at your own risk. The "story" is set in the future as four groups enter a death race where they get points by the amount of people they kill. Our heroes, played by ICP, are trying to win their freedom but this only happens if they win the race. I listened to ICP when I was around sixteen but this little stretch in my life probably didn't last over a year or so. Watching DEATH RACERS all these years later was the first time since that I've heard anything from the group so I must admit that I was mildly interesting but the end result is just one complete mess. Even for a picture from The Asylum this thing here is pretty bad but at the same time I'll at least give it credit for attempting to be low-rent trash like the original movie and that's something that the remake tried to avoid. With that said, once again we're treated to a movie that has no original story to be found and sadly the filmmakers just kept it going and going and going. At over 90-minutes the story is so weak that it couldn't even support a 30-minute movie let along something three times longer than that. I'm really not sure why so many "C" movies of today have to run at these extended running times. The 50s and 70s were full of bad movies but at least they knew not to drag on for too long. The problem here is that we're given a mumbo jumbo backstory dealing with humans being held down but it's just boring. Even the four groups of characters are rather boring in their own right, although I'll give the screenwriter credit for the Vaginamyte name. Those wanting violence and gore will find that here as we're given quite a bit of CGI scenes that of course look bad but bad gore is better than none. Performances are what you'd expect from a film like this and fans of ICP will probably enjoy seeing them act out their characters. With that said, their songs being repeated over and over again gets very annoying very quickly. In the end, DEATH RACERS is ultra stupid and sadly there's just not enough going on to make it entertaining even in a "so bad it's good" way.
- Michael_Elliott
- 23 de mai. de 2012
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I found this turkey on Blu Ray at a sell-out for only a few cent. The cover looked okay but once I noticed Asylum productions I knew enough. They are known for ripping off titles from blockbusters. The last one I saw was The Terminators that was rather watchable but this here is really a turkey.
The acting was really terrible and the soundtrack you have to be into rap music, it's all Insane Clown Posse that is playing. And the guys are also in this flick. What is really annoying is the news update scene's. They doesn't offer anything and is so painfully to watch due wooden performances. But the conversations are also really stupid. There are two chicks driving the vaginamyte mobile and they look indeed sexy but what a stupid language they have. The blond one shows her juggs but not sexy at all.
There's a lot of red stuff to watch but it's mostly off-screen that things happens , so you never see the result, you only see the blood flying against the wall or in the air.
What they tried to do was to make a grindhouse with a combination of all genres, post-apocalyptic, road movie, cyborg, gratuitous nudity, rape,...but it failed completely.
Still, for lovers of gory flicks or exploitation it is okay, the funny thing is, I muted the sound and it became much better...bad CGI, but a lot of red stuff.
Gore 3,5/5 Nudity 0,5/5 Effects 2/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0,5/5
The acting was really terrible and the soundtrack you have to be into rap music, it's all Insane Clown Posse that is playing. And the guys are also in this flick. What is really annoying is the news update scene's. They doesn't offer anything and is so painfully to watch due wooden performances. But the conversations are also really stupid. There are two chicks driving the vaginamyte mobile and they look indeed sexy but what a stupid language they have. The blond one shows her juggs but not sexy at all.
There's a lot of red stuff to watch but it's mostly off-screen that things happens , so you never see the result, you only see the blood flying against the wall or in the air.
What they tried to do was to make a grindhouse with a combination of all genres, post-apocalyptic, road movie, cyborg, gratuitous nudity, rape,...but it failed completely.
Still, for lovers of gory flicks or exploitation it is okay, the funny thing is, I muted the sound and it became much better...bad CGI, but a lot of red stuff.
Gore 3,5/5 Nudity 0,5/5 Effects 2/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0,5/5
- trashgang
- 2 de mai. de 2012
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DEATH RACERS Theasylum.cc " Don't Get Me Wrong, I Like Jason Statham !" Butt, This is an awesome 'car wars' type film like the Original 'Death Race' with Carradine & Stallone. The cast (which we can discuss later),writers and director DID there jobs amazingly. The cars were great and by Sota FX, They need to do those cars shows or go to the Las Vegas resort with Automobile Museum. There is a Scarface Car, Lesbo Web ? sports car, GI Joe-ish Jeep, and The ICP Clown Screamer...with Product Placement speakers. The plot, YES, The plot moves along...You have a bad guy who isn't all bad and HEROES who love to kill anyone in their way. Cast: Insane Clown Posse are very likable in a PENNYWISE from "IT" kind of way, Again setting Clowndom back aways . Raven from WWE does a journeyman job as bad guy, Work more sir. Dustin Fitzsimmons (guy with video camera) has the most to do besides ICP and his character goes thru some 'bad ju-ju'. Robert Pike Daniel as governor is quite a character, Not changing any views in a election year. Damien Puckler (metal man) In a suit by Makeup Guru Joe Castro. Damien might have one of the BEST non-speaking roles, YOU just plain rock-Sir !Kind of a riff on Vernon Wells Mohawked Baddie from 'Mad Max'. Stephen Blackehart (tv host) was one of my first interviews with my old site and Is finally getting the meaty roles with Theasylum and Full Moon. Minor( but favorable) mention goes to : Jason Ellefson- He was great as a Scarface " Tony Montana" issued mess of a driver, This is a minor accolade, Because YOU WERE SO MEAN in "Street Racer" ! ... Also Ken Hall and his fabricators and Chris Watson for your editing prowess on trailer.
- guestar57
- 23 de set. de 2008
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I've seen worst big budget movies. I liked it due to being a huge ICP fan. If ICP wasn't in it I wouldn't much care.
- ape-08136
- 5 de set. de 2021
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- Foreverisacastironmess123
- 11 de set. de 2011
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Death Racers is a the typical "Asylum" movie ripping off a mainstream release (in this case "Death Race"). Death Racers is a cheap mix between the original Death Race 2000, Mad Max and Escape from NY, all with the worst editing work you can imagine. Its not all worthless, there are some bits of enjoyable stuff here and there but all in all is boring and is hard to watch it full without fast forward it. I found it better than other Asylum movies, this one at least have more action and some blood and gore, but being better that other Asylum movies doesn't make a movie watchable. Movies like Transmorfers are just plain unwatchable. This one gets a 4/10
- ultra_tippergore
- 15 de set. de 2009
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