Debbie Does Demons

Right, well with a title such as "Debbie Does Demons", then you pretty much know what kind of garbage you will be in for when you sit down to watch it. And yet, I still opted to sit down and watch the movie, on account of it being a movie that I hadn't already seen, much less heard about. And I figured that with such a title, then it would be a horror comedy.

Storywise then this was by no means award winning material. But of course, the title of the movie pretty much sets the bar for what you should expect. And I have to say that I sat down to watch "Debbie Does Demons" without any expectations at all, and still I found the storyline and script in the movie, as written by Donald Farmer and Newt Wallen, to be laughable at best. This movie was a terrible attempt at making a horror movie.

The acting performances in "Debbie Does Demons" were amateurish, wooden and rigid, to say the least. But hey, with a title such as "Debbie Does Demons", you would assume that much for the acting. So the movie didn't exactly disappoint in that department.

And it should come to no surprise that there is absolutely no familiar faces on the cast list here. And having a cast ensemble with unfamiliar faces and talents is usually something I enjoy when I watch a movie, but "Debbie Does Demons" was just not my cup of tea.

Needless to say that there was an unnecessary amount of pointless nudity throughout the course of the 74 minutes that the movie ran for. I am sure that there is an immature audience out there whom will appreciate that. But I have to say that I found it to be pointless, sleazy and just not very helpful to further the already staggering storyline.

My rating of "Debbie Does Demons" lands on a two out of ten stars. This was a pretty terrible dumpster fire of a movie.

This was my introduction into the world of David Farmer, and while it doesn't make me want to watch more of his movies, it certainly founds a place in my b-movie, schlock-loving heart.

The titular Debbie doesn't actually "do" any demons, that's handled by the main antagonist who shows up topless and remains so thru the entire movie. Of course, you'll stop noticing that once the story kicks in and people start being kissed into joining the dark side-- a tactic Darth Vader simply never considered.

I can't in good faith give this movie a rating any higher than a 5, but if IMDb allowed for a secondary "bad movie" rating, this would be a solid 8.

Infact brazzers has better camera work and acting. Everything about this film is not good. The iPhone offers better image stabilization then whatever they used here. The acting was completely amateur, you can always tell because good actors don't act. Plus the story was boring and terribly paced, edited by someone who can't be very experienced. I guess the one good point is that it's quite creative with everything being so wacky and weird.

The annoying thing about this film is the last of effort, with the technology and resources we have today anyone can make a film that at least looks good as long as they put in the effort, in this film they clearly didn't.

This is a review, for whatever it is.

I don't hate it, didn't enjoy it (except for the low-energy but committed demon-puppet sex scene and a great simple Republican jab) and the recommendation from RedLetterMedia really caught my eye on what really is Donald Farmer's worst movie, if you can believe that.

Has better lighting in places than a lot of other films in the space though, and Jessa Flux is giving it her all quite literally.

The whole TV show angle was annoying and there were too many characters that should have lead to more seduction and/or death scenes that did either in more creative ways. This isn't good.

So this is a garbage pile of a movie but it still has some charm. Having seen some of Farmer's work this one's far from the worst. Gotta love the ultra cheap outfits and Halloween store rubber masks.

Best of all though is the sleaze. Goddess Jessa Flux being topless almost the entire film is a huge (No pun intended) plus! Now here's what provoked me to actually write this review. You have to be a juvenile mouthbreather to suggest that Ms Flux ought to lose 40 pounds from that beautiful frame of perfection. News flash kiddo: She actually looks like a real and stunning woman.

I apologize for dragging this down to a debate over appearances...