- [from trailer]
- Veera Kaur: [in broken English] Hey, you from English?
- Rohan: Yeah.
- Veera Kaur: [in broken English] You coming Punjab?
- Rohan: [in Hindi] Yeah, my dad lives near here.
- Veera Kaur: [in broken English] I tell you English... this truck, that jallikattu
- [a bull moos, and Rohan laughs]
- [from trailer]
- Rohan: So are you going to some competition along with the jallikatu?
- [the bull moos]
- Veera Kaur: You think you are very jokey...
- [from trailer]
- Rohan: The word "defeat" does not exist in my dictionary. We have to get through and win. For us, winning is everything...
- Choudhary Vikramjeet 'Vicky' Singh: What's so special about London? First my wife, then my son and now her. It didn't spare anyone. May it go to Hell, this London.
- Veera Kaur: [as Veer] Sir, I not bodybuilder. I... world class batsman, sir.
- Rohan: World class, my foot. In my dictionary only three things are world class - Bradman's batting, the Beatles's music, and Mom's cooking - and you, my dear, are none of those three. Let's go!
- Rohan: No Indian girl stands around arguing in a towel, so stop this drama about being an Indian. Get out of my dressing room.
- Rohan: [thinking Veera and Veer are siblings] What'll it take to put a silencer over your mouth? You know, you and your sister are absolutely crazy!
- Veera Kaur: Mister, this is the Best Friend Theater Company! Dogs allowed - but you, you're not allowed.
- Rohan: Look, I've only come here to say sorry to you, all right?
- Veera Kaur: Mmm, what did you say? I couldn't hear.
- Rohan: Listen, Buffalo Girl, until now I've never said sorry to any girl, all right? You're the first girl.
- Veera Kaur: And that to the kind of girl who is pretending to be Indian, right? Foreign boy, this is India. Here you can't break someone's heart then use Sellotape to fix it.
- Veera Kaur: [to herself] There is only one God. His name is the truth. He is the Creator. He is without fear. He is without hatred. He never dies. He is beyond births and deaths. He is self-illuminated. He is realized through the grace of the True Guru. Repeat his name. He was True in the primal beginning. He has always been True. He is also True now.