Voo Mortal

The entire cast are the worst actors I have ever seen.

Quite possibly one of the worst movies ever seen...even by Lifetime movie standards. Terrible, predictable acting...2 hours I'll never get back. Please, please don't waste your time on this stupid idiotic movie!

This quick synopsis of Deadly Mile High Club is an actual repeat of a text I sent my friend first thing this morning. The text went as follows:

"My life took one more step towards being complete. Last night I saw and witnessed the worst Lifetime Movie ever made. There are no actual words to describe it. I actually have to see it again as soon as possible to make sure that it was as bad as I say and also to make certain that I was not dreaming."

For some reason I get a pretty strange kick watching most of these sub par efforts. And they are sub par efforts. Even the ones that hold my attention never disappoint because they always make sure to run out of their 2 hour time allotment with the worst endings ever. When there is about 4-5 minutes left I begin to laugh because there is no way in hell that it is going to be wrapped up to my satisfaction. I guess this is part of the eerie charm these productions have.

So make no mistake. When I tell you that this Deadly Mile High Club movie is the WORST LIFETIME MOVIE I EVER SAW. Please believe me or, better yet, see for yourself ! lol!!!!

I'll admit: Lifetime movies are fun to watch because of the sexy actresses. It's a guilty pleasure to watch how nonsensical these films are, because much of what's on TV now is pure crap. Lifetime used to make movies with better narrative storytelling, but now it's as if all the network cares about is whatever can get the most views. So, on to the review of this film. Allison McAtee is definitely the main reason I watched this so-called "movie". She's beautiful, sexy, and seemingly smart, but her facial expressions when she's showing certain emotions are....Weird. She's treating this role as if it's the role of a lifetime, and it's not. Long story, this film is just another wannabe Fatal Attraction that Lifetime reworks over and over again, which is what Robert McKee was alluding to about Hollywood leftovers. Anyways, take a look for yourself and you'll see what I mean-that's if you don't watch Lifetime movies.

While it has a lot of cliche LifeTime tropes, the concept is at least cool. I wanted to enjoy this movie, but they writers made the lead such an unlikable guy who seems to have never heard of self-accountability, or know what rational thinking is. Hard to like the movie when you constantly want something back to happen to the main character. Overall, movie's okay.