Deep Undead

A whole lot of deep sea exploration ensues and that's about it. I'm pretty sure there is a point to Deep Undead but this was one of the most painfully boring movies I have ever seen. It just drags on and on and on and on with all this stupid underwater s#!+ and these people whining about all this garbage I don't care about. And the underwater vampire concept is r.tarded. It is 104 minutes of just absolutely nothing. The only scene I like was when this dude popped out of a door and said in a mocking sissy voice "Did ssssomeone sssay ssssucking $#%&?" Yup, that is its only redeeming quality. Okay. Maybe some of its wondrous underwater scenes were neat but they take up practically half if not most the #$%&ing movie and it really has no value. It currently has a 8.5 which is laughably misleading because if this was voted by 100 people, it be at 2.0. Garbage movie.

The film starts out in the 1920's with a party on a ship at sea. All of a sudden one of the party-goers starts biting the others, and the ship eventually sinks. Segue to the "present", where divers are looking for the bodies of 2 other divers that were looking for the sunken ship and turned up missing. Add to the mix that where the ship went down is a failed nuclear power plant that is expelling radiation into the water; AND how the government is trying to cover everything up.

This is basically a "vampires under the sea" film. The big draw to the film is the phenomenal underwater cinematography! LOTS of underwater scenes.

There are some funny things in here as well. Yes, this is a really low budget movie, but that doesn't stop it from being entertaining. Watch with an open mind, and you just might enjoy it. :)