After the feeble Death on the Tyne. Draper's tour operators Terry (Johnny Vegas) and Gemma (Sian Gibson) return in another disappointing and overlong instalment.
On the way to Middlesborough, the coach breaks down at a dismal down in the dumps caravan park, a place where Gemma once had a holiday of a lifetime.
Pretty soon they stumble across people getting murdered in some sadistic ways.
The site owner is hoping that the land is designated as a nesting site for some rare birds which means he does not have to sell it to H from Steps.
Jason Donovan plays a sleazy entertainments manager who once had a thing for Gemma.
It is a combination of comedy and gruesome deaths. One person gets spiked by a swingball, Terry finds a finger in some soup he had and there is even a hit man wandering about.
The best joke was Terry wanting to have a classy wedding with Gemma and lay on a gravy fountain with vegetables. It was the only decent gag in the whole thing.
