- Eric Messer: Having somebody help you doesn't mean that you fail, it just means that you're not in it alone.
- Holly Berenson: They love Sophie more than anything in they entire world, and out of everyone, Messer, they picked us.
- Eric Messer: So I'm at the drug store and it dawns on me that women stare at men carrying a baby like a guy will stare at a woman with a great rack.
- Eric Messer: Just because you accept help from someone, doesn't mean you have failed. It just means you're not in it alone.
- Eric Messer: If me at any age of my life could see me right now he would kick my cat ass, you know that?