Blood Predator

This film is so monumentally bad on every level it is honestly quite hard to believe :-) Everything you want to say about this film uses terms that have no place anywhere near this masterpiece - acting, special effects, plot, characters, take your pick .... none of them are here. It's worth watching for a benchmark to compare all other films by (although on zone horror it has some stiff competition as it's my new favourite place for truly bad films). Three things to watch out for in the film are

1) The spectacularly poor special effects - truly, truly jaw droppingly bad - done by his mate for a pint and a curry I suspect

2) The randomly changing and wildly fluctuating film quality

3) The everlasting 6 shot pistol (I think it must be belt feed!)

Go on - it's 2 hours of your life you won't get back, but you will remember it.

Incredibly poor and dismal POS! I admit, I bought this movie in a group dvd just so I cud watch El Chupacabra VS the Alamo, with Emilio Estevez, thinking innocently that clearly THAT had to be the cheesiest stinker on the whole disc - boy was I wrong! If it weren't for the random boobage that crops up from time to time this would be MST3K fodder, or at least grist for the Rifftrax mill. Shockingly bad in every possible way, and a total hoot! :=8D

This simply has to be the worst film ever made. Why? No plot, no script, no direction, no acting, the worst CGI monsters you are ever likely to see – wouldn't convince a four year old that they were real, let alone an adult. Move over "Plan 9 from Outer Space", your title as worst ever move has just been hijacked! You have to ask the question, why did they bother? At least Plan 9 was bad enough to achieve some kind of cult status, and had a "star" in Bela Lugosi. This film had nothing. And… all these comments are based on the bits of the film I could bear to watch! It was way too excruciating to view every minute! If this one comes round on cable, go out, make a coffee, clean your navel out with a screwdriver – anything has to be better that watching this!

This movie was just so bad with everything from a script that was badly written to very poorly done special effects plus the acting was just horrendous for the most part. But the opening scene was really scary plus there was a hilarious sex scene along some nudity and there was good cinematography overall which are about the only redeeming things about this movie.

Yup...I thought that my bad streak of downright TERRIBLE movies to review couldn't go on any longer. I was wrong again, as this piece of garbage just got over. How do I do it?? I pick a movie and watch it, then write a review on it for you folks. If it is a great movie, you can be pretty sure that if you spend any of your hard-earned cash on it, that you won't be getting ripped off. And if I tell you that it stinks, hopefully you won't spend any cash on it. That being the formula, please, PLEASE don't spend any money on this waste of time. Someone obviously had more money than brains when they set out to make this movie. I would of spent my money on almost anything else, rather than making this abortion. Everything about it sucks from script to even the scenery is junk. My apologies.

As always, THANK YOU and have a GREAT DAY!!!