BoyTown Confidential

But I know it's a masterpiece. Mick Molloy and the thugs in the scallop industry conspired to shut this movie down as it was funnier that the original pile of cat's puke directed by Molloy. To this day I have it on reliable authority that Tony consoles himself by staring at his laser disk collection for hour upon hour, gently rocking back and forth and fantasising about a world where more than 7 people went to see Bad Eggs, or as it's known in Dusseldorf, Mit Vollum Einsatz.

Remember the killer joke from Monty Python - this is the killer film. Anyone that watches never gets a chance to review it because it's so funny they die. Either that or the thugs in the scallop industry got to them.