- Jemaine: It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the colour of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently-some would say, more correctly. I'm a person. Bret's a person. You're a person. That person over there is a person. And each person deserves to be treated like a person.
- New Zealand Prime Minister Brian: Bret, what can you bring?
- Bret: I can make half a dozen croutons.
- New Zealand Prime Minister Brian: Half a dozen? Do you think you could go higher than half a dozen?
- Bret: 900?
- Murray: They'd be very small. Almost like crumbs.
- New Zealand Prime Minister Brian: 900? No, I think that's too many. Try and split the difference. Try and come down from 900 but up from six or seven.
- Bret: I could probably make 15 croutons, if you like.
- New Zealand Prime Minister Brian: Excellent. Excellent idea. You're showing promise, young man.