Lycan Colony

To call Lycan Colony a steaming pile of excrement but that would be an insult to excrement Only gave it one star because I saw it on Rifftrax and it made me laugh. This film is so bizarre even The Joker would say it's too insane for him. Really shouldn't make a film when you're completely wasted. A trained monkey would make a better director. There are adult films with better dialogue and music. The day Lycan Colony wins an Oscar is the day Trump is on Mt. Rushmore. This film could be used by a terrorist group to torture prisoners. Imagine what we could to Put in or North Korea with this movie.

This movie should be locked in a vault and never allowed to see daylight ever again. Speaking of daylight... In this movie a good 70% takes place at night, alllthough the director had the Genius idea to do everything as "day-for-night" shots, and as I'm sure you can guess, this never works. It ended up looking like someone tapped blue cling wrap over the camera lens.

as if the camera work wasn't bad enough, he also decided that 90% of the speaking in the move should be redone with voice overs which apparently were recorded in an old solid tile bathroom by a 7 year old.

As for the plot, i really cant discuss it....because there wasn't one...moving on...

The acting was pitiful. I have seen better acting in my sisters 7th grade Shakespeare play's. There was the constant feeling that each actor was reading off of cue cards just out of the scene... As a note to the actors, it really not your fault, and in having a chance to talk to a few of them what i understood the stage direction was something like a kid with downs trying to calculate the terminal velocity of the lunar lander on mars.

my friends and i are still under the impression that this was the directors first movie. The script seemed like it had been rewritten every scene just to include some cheesy iMovie effect. The amount of actually sense vs special fx was 1 to a 100. I left the theater premier feeling like a was just mentally curb-stomped. I was actually surprised that no one had a aneurysm during the premier. Next time i attend (if i ever do) a Rob Roy production I'll want EMT's on location just in case.

Rob went more for quantity rather then quality of effects. They mainly consisted of Microsoft clip-art on a still background with yet another horrible voice-over.

So if you ever have a good 2 hours of time to devote to a mindless waste of humanity, give Rob Roy a call and get ready for the best ab workout of your life.

I give this movie one thumb down. It so bad its funny, this is a perfect candidate for MST3K.

For the record, I have never been so confused, so many times, during a movie.

Holy cow, I never thought I would ever find a contender for worst movie ever made since "Manos: Hands of Fate" or "Birdemic: Shock and Terror." Yes, I'm a Rifftrax fan. I'd be shocked if anyone came across this dungheap by any other means. It feels like a movie someone made with their phone just to show it to friends and family, then hide it away forever on an external hard drive, only to be found and made fun of years later by posterity, and eventually forgotten forever.

Just like the films previously mentioned, every scene of this film, every SECOND, is a firm example of what NOT to do when making a film. And, despite how horribly made it was, it's still got enough entertainment value to at least amuse a room full of drunk college roommates. Seriously, it's perfect to show to any film student, whether they are self-proclaimed, conceited "movie buff" posers, or legitimate film scholars, this film should count as a good lesson of everything to avoid doing when making a movie.

Worth a view like "Sharknado" was worth a view, nothing more. PLENTY of horrible, raw material to guffaw at. From the horrible special effects, to the laughable "Geddy Lee" wanna-be creepfest bartender, you'll be roaring in fits of laughter in no time.

And side note: I'll be DAMNED if the makers of this cinematic twaddle weren't fans of Supernatual. I mean, come on. "Hunters" who were raised by a hunter father?!? Really??!?

It's a fascinating mess, not for general audiences, but film students will get a kick out of it. If you find artistic disasters entertaining, I recommend watching it after RLM's recent review; it'll give context to enjoy the movie.