Blood Ranch

There were so many silly weirdos in this movie, it had to set out to be a humorous time on the set. I cannot imagine the director planning on making this a truly horrifying experience. At one point i found the characters so entirely bizarre that I was almost heaving with laughter. I've seen dozens and dozens of horror flicks, because i myself am an aspiring horror film maker. And i found this one to be simplistic, but good. The story was obviously drawn upon from other horror hits, but nevertheless, i found the flick entertaining. you need to have the peaks and valleys of scare and fun. I believe the most enjoyable chap to appreciate was the primary sicko spider. he had an eloquent southern drawl that gave me shivers from me head to me panties. here-here.

The film makers of this dark, dark comedy, have hit an all time high, and yet also have hit an all time low. Whence we viewed this psychotic comedy, we had ventured into the air of fancy cannabis, partaking of the inner world. At one segment, I bellowed so deeply that my supper was at it's boiling point. Whomever thought up this silly story obviously doesn't care whom it offends. The rape scenario was just eerily real. Those two actors were either very good, or very sincere in their experiences. Most movie makers curve their views towards their audiences. To what audience this scream flick appeals I have yet to decide. Boorish and freaky. To those whom enjoyed this film, you have got to question your own joys. Sorrily, I will undoubtedly have nightmares for weeks on end. Thanks flicker makers.

It takes a while to get going, but once you get to the Blood Ranch it's sort of a homage to Texas Chainsaw Massacre with more than a little touch of Bloodsucking Freaks thrown in for good measure. Sure it's degenerate, but at least creatively so, a non stop parade of demented and oddly funny torture scenes that at the very least boast some imagination--no sense ultimately but it all has a loopy nutty quality. Blood Ranch seems like it will never end, which is a good and bad thing, it's pretty high-powered oddness. Vernon Wells has only one scene, but it's a long good scene and actually from that moment on the rest of the movie works.

The ending leaves a bunch of things hanging that don't have to be left that way and as I said the start is pretty slow going--though there is a decent car chase and some nice cold desert photography/videography.

Much more original in total than the dull ultimately useless The Hills Have Eyes remake.

My roommate and I watched Bloodranch a few nights ago and we kind of enjoyed it. It wasn't great but it wasn't gruesome either. Both of us like to watch horror films when they're not to realistically violent like the 'Hostel' movies. Those are so realistic it's sickening. This movie was actually pretty funny. Fairly predictable and somewhat scary, in a silly kind of way.

The fake head that the leader of the Bloodranch guys picked up off of the food tray had us rolling on the ground. The acting was somewhat good or else all of those actors in the movie are really weird people. We're guessing, it might be a little of both.

Cyndi says she would give it a 9, but I'm sticking with a 7, because the movie was more funny to me than scary.

I attend University in Windsor. One of our many fun activities we participate together in on our floor, in the females dorms, is to watch horror flicks together in our jammies.

There is about 35 to 40 of us that attend each movie night and this one was extra special. We had a dress-up night for the flick, so everyone wore sexy nighties and jams. Yet, what was the most fun thing we did to the ladies was, a friend of mine watched the flick prior to the show, then dressed up like the man with gray hair and red leopard print jams, and jumped out yelling and screaming with an aluminum machete'. The looks on the ladies faces were incredibly priceless. They were yelling and screaming as though they were six years old. Sincere thanks to the writer, director and actors. We thoroughly enjoyed this crazy flick.