- [end credits]
- Singer: I'm not a glum, dumb pumpkin! / I'm a real special somethin'. / Nothin' wrong with me. / There's such a song with me. / Come along with me, / And we'll feel free to be just lovin'. / Never a glum, glum pumpkin.
- [opening montage under credits]
- Singer: I'm a glum, glum pumpkin. / And there's dumb, crumb, somethin' wrong with me. / There's no song with me. / Oh, can't you see that I'm not stupid? / I'm just a glum, glum...
- Raggedy Ann: How can anybody be that mean?
- Raggedy Andy: It's the cruelest mean I've ever heard of.
- Raggedy Ann: Does that answer your question?
- Raggedy Andy: Now all we need is a big old fat pumpkin. I still don't think we...
- Aunt Agatha: Modern parents! Hmph! Letting their children run rampant on the streets at night.
- Ralph: But it's Halloween, Aunt Agatha. They were just having fun.
- The Pumpkin: Oh, why wasn't I left in the pumpkin patch? I coulda gone into another line of work, been a pie or somethin'.
- [first lines]
- The Pumpkin: I'm a failure. Nobody wants me. I'm just a reject, an-an orphan. I'm an orphan. Nobody will adopt me. Nobody! Who wants a glum pumpkin? Nobody, that's who.