Humiliated

Martine: This is something that's so shocking, so provocative, it could put the Golden Calf Showroom on the map. But I need someone special. Someone who can sing. Someone who can mesmerize an audience with her voice and wear a tall hat without tipping over.

Mary: I can sing!

Nikki White: I can sing too! And I played Abe Lincoln in third grade. Tall hat, no fall!

[the girls all start talking at once]

Martine: Bup-bup-bup-bup! Now ladies I'm sure that you all have your... skills but a truly gifted singer can make, well, even a grocery list sound like an operetta. So, Mary, sing me a posting on the notice board.

[Mary goes over the board and sings]

Mary: Roommate wanted. No smoking. No pets. Bi-curious a plus.

[She takes the notice off the board]

Martine: Hmm. Uh, Luna?

Luna: Yes, Martine.

[Luna goes to the board and sings]

Luna: Will whoever stole my favorite pair of platforms give them back, you bitch?

Martine: Very nice. Yeah. Uh, Nikki?

[Nikki clears her throat and goes to the board. She sings]

Nikki White: Please sign this petition to get Martine canned

[She blocks the notice from Martine, who tries to take a closer look at it]

Nikki White: and bottled water because we want him well fed and hydrated.

[Martine rips up the notice and storms off]