- Red: [to the freshmen potheads] There she is boys, Mandy Lane. Untouched, pure. Since the dawn of junior year, men have tried to possess her, and to date all have failed. Some have even died in their reckless pursuit of this angel.
- Jake: I can see your nipples.
- Chloe: Obviously.
- Marlin: How do you get them that hard?
- Chloe: It's a secret.
- Bird: You know we are all trying to get you, right?
- Mandy Lane: Get me?
- Bird: Get with you. Here's the deal, I'm not like the other guys.
- Marlin: [showing belly button ring] Check out what I just got.
- Mandy Lane: Is it contagious?
- Chloe: Does it explain that thing on your face?
- Marlin: Whatever, smarty cunt. Serious, check it out.
- [flips belly button piercing]
- Marlin: Tasty, huh?
- Chloe: Marlin, don't get me wrong, but you are all pudge. That thing is going to get lost in the folds.
- Marlin: I'm not fat.
- Chloe: [sarcastically] Okay.
- Emmet: [egging on Dylan] Face it, man, you're - you're boring. You're a fucking marshmallow. You're like - you're like an American Idol, or something.
- Chloe: [heard gunshot] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you guys hear that?
- Bird: That's just Jake messing around.
- Chloe: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's drunk, and he's in a truck, and he's got a gun. Okay, that's bad.
- [another far-off shot rings out]
- Chloe: Shit, Bird, *go get him!*
- Bird: Fuck that. I'm not doing it. He's been an asshole all night.
- Red: [as Chloe sighs] Don't look at me. I'm not gonna go out there and get shot. Are you crazy?
- Mandy Lane: Yeah, just let him cool off.
- Chloe: Oh, my God. Okay, fine. I will go get him myself. God...!