Shou xing nan xun

Obviously, this movie was produced for a strictly Chinese audience, and there are things in it that probably make no sense to a westerner. Even the name of the lead character is unintentionally funny.

The story begins with a task force of guys in protective suits crawling into a sewer in Hong Kong to destroy a batch of eggs. One of the eggs escapes, and changes from a snake to a really hot naked chick. She is found by a widower with an unhealthy fear of cats (insert joke about Chinese food here!) which has left him impotent.

Meanwhile, his no-account cousin plots to have him killed in order to inherit his money while the cousin's girlfriend suspects that the snake babe might be a snake babe. What ensues is a thriller that's not very thrilling.

The movie is funny in many ways, and the sex scenes are good, so I cannot complain. I liked it. You can't take this kind of movie too seriously.

This movie is so freakishly funny I don't know how anyone couldn't like it. The movie doesn't go for the humor factor at all. The movie is simply so tacky it makes fun of itself. I am very impressed at the stupidity that goes on here.

The movie starts out at some secret army lab where some evil creature who can morph from a snake into a very attractive woman with ample chest features, or in leymans terms, big, big boobs. This evil woman also has a tendency to enjoy not wearing anything. For some reason there is an assault or something (It isn't at all very clear as to what happens) and this evil snake vixen escapes into the outside world that is some major city in the US. I think it is LA due to the fact that the city is filled with really emotional and stupid people. The morons with feelings really don't know what the hell this woman is and just take her to be some naked woman until she kills a lady for her clothing. She then meets a man named Charles whom is very upset because his wife has recently passed away. She comes into his life very quickly and he decides she is more incompetent than he is and that he must take care for her. He nurtures her and does all these kind good Samaritan things, and she develops into a nice gal. She is no longer evil (Did I mention she was evil?) but she has a lust for sex. It seems she now has a friary passion to get knocked up and multiply her kinds population. However, Charles, due to the recent loss of his wife, can't muster it in him to get down and have a baby with her. She then becomes annoyed and then enraged at his inability to impregnate her. She leaves him even though they are still friends. Then she meets some "dude" who is a walking erection named Mike. She easily convinces him to sleep with her and she uses that to make Charles upset and even more tortured. She eventually gets pregnant and for some reason after the impregnation her belly grows like a balloon and she gives birth about 5 minutes later. This movie is messed up. Charles and Mike then tell her what she is doing and evil and they suddenly decide to kill the rapidly maturing baby who is about 5 years old after one hour. After they have ended the baby's life, Mike goes on with his sexually rampant life and the big breasted snake woman and Charles become a real couple. The end.

I forgot to mention there are about a dozen sex scenes in this two hour movie. The big breasted snake woman is the main character but there are 2 other short sex scenes with two women who are irrelevant to the plot. You see bare breasts and a lot of them and they usually come in pairs as they often do and should. You also will see the man and woman's bottoms but there is no full frontal nudity and you don't see the actual penetration even though it is very heavily implied that that is going along and that both people making love at the minute are loving every thrust of it. The sex scenes prove to be very funny, more so than erotic. The faces they put on are golden. Thank goodness they don't lull down the movie with cheesy music. No, they put in action music. You'd almost think that the men in the movie has to use their member to diffuse a bomb inside of the woman's vagina. All the people in this movie are very attractive and could be said that most anyone would want to copulate with them as well.

Movie is not good to see sexy people and daft movie very boring movie not a good concept all wasted.

A Chinese special task force finds some snakes and large eggs in the sewer, which they set fire to. Why they do this I have no earthly idea. But this angers the biggest snake whom they don't know of. After the police leave the big snake slithers out of the sewers and transforms into the very naked "sex Medusa" (Nomoto Miho, most known for her role in "Fudoh: The New Generation"). She's taken in by a sweet and rich, but impotent stranger. There's also a duo of scientists in a side-plot that goes nowhere. This film is not that good in the least and I found myself yawning and looking at my watch quite frequently. You think that the sex Medusa would be really peeved that her 'family' was killed, but she's more passive then most of the characters in the movie, nothing much happens, and the special effects so to speak are absurd. True Miho is topless a lot in the film (and bares her ass too), but since you can see that in much better film's that she's been in, it's hardly enough reason to see this boringly bad film.

My Grade: D-

Shriek Show DVD Extras: Trailers for "Women in Prison", "New Big boss", "Biozombie", & "Story of Ricky-O"