- Tom Bergeron - Host: Throughout the past five seasons, we've had some stars with various physical challenges. Heather Mills had one artificial leg. Kenny Mayne apparently had two.
- Anna Trebunskaya: Are you breathing when you're dancing?
- Himself - Contestant: Yeah.
- [pauses then mutters, as he walks outside for a break]
- Himself - Contestant: ... How else am I gonna stay alive?
- [Season 13, Week 8, after dancing their Instant Jive and having scored 51 out of 60 for both their dances]
- Rob Kardashian - Contestant: I really hope we make it to the semi-finals.
- Cheryl Burke: I know, me too!
- Rob Kardashian - Contestant: It'd be kind of crazy to be in the top four.
- Cheryl Burke: Oh my God, it'd be amazing!
- Rob Kardashian - Contestant: Definitely didn't expect that...
- Cheryl Burke: I haven't gone this far in years.
- Rob Kardashian - Contestant: Well, it's time for a change sweetheart. We're goin' to Vegas!
- Cheryl Burke: [laughs] Yeah!