Pussyman's Teenland 3: Beauty Queen

When I first saw the title I thought this was going to be filled with spectacularly hot young girls who would be true beauty queen material. Well, unfortunately that was not the case. The only girl here who is beauty queen material is Gia. I would add Brittney Skye to that list under normal circumstances, but here she had put on a little more weight than usual so she doesn't quite fit the role of a true beauty queen in this movie. Hanna Harper is a good looking blonde, but I wouldn't go quite as far as to calling her a beauty queen.

As a whole this movie was really disappointing. There really wasn't any scene that stood out or would be memorable in any way. This is the kind of porno movie that is really forgettable after you've seen thousands of hardcore porno movies like I have. It started out with a scene with Tiffany Mason and Pussyman. This is just a pussy licking scene that really doesn't do anything for the movie. After that we see Paris in a boy girl scene. Now this girl is a really bad choice for a movie called "Beauty Queen". She isn't pretty, she doesn't have a beautiful face or a good body and she's kind of pale. On top of that she also has quite a hairy beaver and, even worse, a hairy ass. There is no beauty queens with hairy beavers and hairy asses, that's just disgusting. Her hairy asshole really ruined the scene for me, not that it would have been much better anyway. In the next scene we see a foursome with Tiffany Mason and Brittney Skye taking on Pussyman and another guy. Pussyman had sex with Tiffany and the other guy had sex with Brittney. I don't get why Pussyman has to put himself in almost every scene in his movies. He's not a porn star. He's not that well equipped, he mostly has trouble getting his dick hard and he comes prematurely when he has sex with really beautiful women. I understand that he wants to have sex with these girls, but he could do it off camera and let the professionals take care of the women on camera. The foursome with Tiffany and Brittney wasn't any good either. Brittney didn't deliver her normal strong performance and I had little interest in seeing Tiffany perform at all.

The next scene was a blowjob scene with Gabriella Banks. This wasn't anything special. After that came a boy girl scene with Hanna Harper. This was probably the best scene in the movie and that says a lot. Hanna looked good and there were some nice shots of her body, but other than that the scene wasn't anything special. The last scene was a threesome with Candi Cotton and Gia taking on Pussyman. Candi was good looking too, but Gia looked really spectacular. Gia has a nice natural body with great legs and a great ass, and some nice tits too, even if they aren't that big. Plus Gia has a really pretty face too compared to the other girls in the movie. Unfortunately the editing and camera angles doesn't do Gia justice in this scene. This scene could have been great if the girls had "fucked" a real man instead of Pussyman. Now Pussyman blows his load before the girls get warmed up. If you've seen plenty of porno movies like me, this definitively isn't the movie for you.