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- [last lines]
- [while running away from the White House]
- Torrente: I can't take you guys out of Spain.
- Juan Francisco: Don José Luis!
- Josito: Torrente!
- Pepito: Dad!
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- [in a car, during a surveillance operation]
- Torrente: It's very quiet, isn't it? How's about we jerk each other off?
- Juan Francisco: [appalled] What do you mean, sir? Do you think we're homosexuals?
- Torrente: [upset] Hey, have a bit of respect! I didn't insult you! Look, you're a man, right?
- Juan Francisco: Of course.
- Torrente: And you beat the meat?
- Juan Francisco: Almost every day.
- Torrente: So a man touches your dick.
- Juan Francisco: Yes.
- Torrente: That doesn't make you a faggot.
- Juan Francisco: No.
- Torrente: That's it. You're saying I'm right. Come on, get it out. You'll like it!
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- [first lines]
- Locutor informativo: [TV news bulletin] The popular Euro deputy, Giannina Ricci, will be back in Spain next week. After her tour of Europe closing factories that posed and environmental threat, she will continue with her investigations at the International Ecological Forum now being held in Madrid, presenting a detailed report on illegal activities carried out by various companies, including the multinational Petronosa. Her radical defense of environmental laws has won her many enemies and there have already been two attempts on her life, fortunately without any consequences. The Ministry of the Interior has said it will redouble its efforts to ensure Miss Ricci's safety in our country.