- [after Maria has told her seduction story]
- Grace: My God! I saw that picture. That blonde lady is you?
- Marie: It's not a big deal.
- Saira: Right! You getting muff-dived on a moving bus by a hot chick isn't a big deal? Happens all the time?
- Marie: Tell me something, Saira. Do you still get all wet when you see a guy on a scissor lift?
- Saira: [shrugs] Touche.
- Grace: Hey, what are you doing? You two making out in there or what?
- Marie: You wish, you little tart!
- [Serena and Marie enter with more drinks]
- Grace: Thank God! Reinforcements!
- Serena: Oh, so you two are laying across each other like something out of a Madonna video and we're the ones making out in the kitchen? Sounds like someone's got transference issues.
- Grace: I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I'm fairly certain that when I sober up that I will be very offended.
- Saira: Let's just get on with the game!