Razorteeth

Flying dead piranhas. A resort that doesn't require guest registration or credit card. An Alien rip-off when a razor tooth exits a guy's chest while sitting in an outhouse. The same outhouse guy who keeps his dog on a short leash attached to his belt for no obvious reason. I've never seen a Polonia Brothers movie, so have nothing to compare it to. Now I'm on a quest to find more. This one is on Amazon Prime Video.

At least the women actually were clothed while swimming, unless I missed a nude scene. I'm not sorry I watched though. It gave me something to do while using my weights at home on a non-gym day.

Have a good laugh on the Polonia Brothers. As is all of their films, this is a micro budgeted stink fest. This is probably the best I have seen from them though. I admit there is a guilty pleasure for me to watch these films made in PA by these brothers as it makes me feel like anyone can make a movie for $12. Compared to their other flicks, this one is a treat. If you can stand watching really really really bad movies and laugh at them, u might enjoy this. If you like their other stuff this one will look a lot better than most of their movies. No puppets and the fish look pretty decent. Of course it is full of bad acting and plot holes, but hey-it's the Polonia Brothers! Oh and of course there is a casio synth soundtrack so as not to disappoint.

Have you ever seen Operation Dumbo Drop? Well, this is nothing like that movie. Razorteeth has suspense. Razorteeth has corrupt government agents. Razorteeth...has teeth. Just when you thought swimming in your local pond was safe, here comes the TEETH. Do yourself a favor, and savor this Polonia Bros. flavor.

Spare yourself the torture of even.opening credits. That's only outdone by the horrid acting but with a 25k budget what can you really expect. My 10.year old has made better YouTube videos and picture quality was far better and she uses a 100 dollar camera on tripod.

This movie is pretty sweet. The acting is top notch and the plot will have you glued to your seat! I especially like the boat scene in which the best actor in the movie died. I am not sure who these actors are, but I bet they are going places. Do yourself a favor and settle in for "Razorteeth".