- [in an art gallery]
- Quinn Andrews: It looks like spaghetti.
- Abby Morrison: Well maybe to you, but I happen to see something else.
- Quinn Andrews: Fettucine, I got it.
- Quinn Andrews: Cal, what are you doing?
- Calvin Dillwaller: Fixing your car.
- Quinn Andrews: But my car's not broken.
- Calvin Dillwaller: Oh.
- [pause]
- Calvin Dillwaller: You should go to Abby's.
- Quinn Andrews: Am I gonna walk?
- Calvin Dillwaller: Well, your car's kinda broken!
- Abby Morrison: I hope you're not leaving because of me!
- Calvin Dillwaller: It's totally because of you. It's just weird.
- Abby Morrison: Whatever happened to the guy that didn't know anything about art? It was a lot easier to hate him.
- Quinn Andrews: Cal, the light.
- Calvin Dillwaller: Quinn, the pants.
- Quinn Andrews: What?
- Calvin Dillwaller: I thought we were playing word association!
- Quinn Andrews: No! Just shut off the light!
- Jessica Lindstrom: I don't wanna make you feel bad.
- Quinn Andrews: Why would his job make me feel bad?
- Jessica Lindstrom: Because... he's... a lawyer.
- Quinn Andrews: Wow, that's impressive. What kind of lawyer is he?
- Jessica Lindstrom: Um... a good one.
- [Abby walks away with the flashlight in a dark museum after Quinn scared her]
- Quinn Andrews: Don't leave me in the dark.
- Abby Morrison: You're a bad monkey.
- Quinn Andrews: [while playing Pong, the first primitive video game] Just a quick question, man: when are you gonna get a new game?
- Calvin Dillwaller: They made new games?
- Sy: If he breaks your heart... I'll...
- Abby Morrison: What are you gonna do, huh? Are you gonna like stab him with some imaginary sword?
- Abby Morrison: Now, you listen to me, I am not gonna leave you for him, OK?
- Sy: You promise?
- Abby Morrison: Mm-hmm.
- Sy: Then prove it.
- Sy: Don't be hard on him if he doesn't wanna go to lots of romantic movies.
- [Abby smiles]
- Sy: Most guys, they don't like that stuff.
- [starts to walk away]
- Abby Morrison: Sy... thank you.
- Quinn Andrews: You don't like me much, do you?
- Abby Morrison: Funny, I thought you were slow.
- Quinn Andrews: [looks at her name tag] Abigail, huh? That's a weird name.
- Abby Morrison: It's Abby.
- Quinn Andrews: I just--I just don't get this pseudo-surrealist crap!
- Abby Morrison: It's not crap.
- Quinn Andrews: What'd you say?
- Abby Morrison: I said, "It's not crap."
- Quinn Andrews: How do you know?
- [Abby lifts her paper]
- Quinn Andrews: Ooh, A+. Sorry, didn't know I was speaking to an expert.
- Abby Morrison: Well, now you know.
- Calvin Dillwaller: Let's see if you can get past the Canadian!
- [Quinn hits Calvin in the crotch with a hockey puck]
- Quinn Andrews: Are you OK?
- Calvin Dillwaller: Give me another one, man, come on!
- Quinn Andrews: But I just hit you in the K-nuts.
- Calvin Dillwaller: You just hit the right one. I'm invincible, man!